10-23-2008, 08:49 AM | #196 |
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10-23-2008, 11:12 AM | #197 |
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It's time to make the doughnuts for the suspicious squirrels outside my windows. (Quick Mr. Z where's the arsenic?)
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10-23-2008, 12:22 PM | #198 |
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10-24-2008, 07:27 PM | #199 |
books & doughnuts
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why is there a tylenol ad on this page?
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10-24-2008, 07:58 PM | #200 |
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Too many sweet, sweet donuts give me a migraine (*). Or, to put it another way...
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? " (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - DVD sitting next to Life of Brian for Christmas-time viewing) (*) Not that I'm begging off the donuts, Uncie Duke. The pain is worth it for your donuts. Cheers, Marc |
10-25-2008, 10:46 AM | #201 |
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Do not apply the 120 volt, 60 Hz, AC power directly to the motherboard, it will not make the CPU go faster.
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10-27-2008, 06:46 AM | #202 |
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It's Monday and LazyScot doesn'tlike it.
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10-27-2008, 07:02 AM | #203 |
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I missed you on the Tuesday,
I missed you Wednesday too I missed you Thursday, Friday; Sat'day, Sunday, overdue. I'm gonna catch you Monday cause I checked your diary and set up my Hyundai for car-homicidary. |
10-27-2008, 07:33 AM | #204 |
Icanhasdonuts?
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Lunch-bufé = BAD!
At least for the capacity of getting anything useful done at work in the afternoon. |
10-27-2008, 09:37 AM | #205 |
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Who's afraid of the electric car,
the electric car, the electric car? Who's afraid of the electric car, Ralph-Ralph-Ralph-Ralph-Ralph! (Hot-cha!) I kid Ralph. I'm a kidder. I kid. |
10-27-2008, 12:17 PM | #206 |
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An old couple in their 90s go to a divorce lawyer and state that they want a divorce.
The lawyer looks at them and asks why they want a divorce now, after all of these years. The man answers that they waited for their children to pass on first because a divorce would upset them so. |
10-27-2008, 12:32 PM | #207 |
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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there be cows in the fields
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10-27-2008, 02:46 PM | #208 |
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Shuffle off to Buffalo
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10-27-2008, 02:59 PM | #209 |
When's Doughnut Day?
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Buffalo girls won't ya come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight
Buffalo girls won't ya come out tonight aaaaaaand dance by the light of the moon. |
10-27-2008, 03:00 PM | #210 |
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I really dislike Malcolm McClaren.
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