Silliness Escape Committee - Page 6

LazyScot · 07-29-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

>>YEEEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!<<<

<The patient, now smoking lightly around the edges and sporting a fetching new curly hairstyle, twitches, stirs and almost wakes up, then collapses back onto the bed. Seemingly even more aggitated, the tosses and turns ties the wires and drips in knots. The mubbling fades in an out.>

...uneducated locals... bottles labelled drink me.... arbroath smokies... revenge of the pshrynk.... good movie schools.... stuck in the matrix... evil squirell conspiracy...

<eventually the mubling fades and the patient settles. Again the troubled, concerned, caring physcians debate and consider, desperately stuggling for to achieve the best for their patient.>

pshrynk · 07-29-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

RickyMaveety · 07-29-2008, 04:34 PM

That's "Hedley" .... "HEDLEY"!!

badgoodDeb · 07-29-2008, 07:27 PM

Hmmmmm ..... I think I followed the plot line (which thickens, by the way) up till now. But .... Hedley?? You sure you don't mean Tetley ...

Yes, do have another cuppa tea now. Tetley if you prefer, but some robust Earl Grey would be much better for you.

montsnmags · 07-29-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

....

Look, I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I've got a cocktail singing VERY LOUDLY in my ear.

Right ear. Yes.

What?

never mind....

Yes, sorry ;bout that, my kittenish duppy. The Zany Carter Deluxe will do that if you drink enough of them. Usually it's just the expected "Go on! Have another drink of me. You know you wanna...", but once it starts up on "Imagine if Kierkegaard was into 'shrooms" angle, well...it's probably too late for you. Just ride the wave, and it will eventually dump you back on the shore of reality, though probably not the particular reality you started from.

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

That's "Hedley" .... "HEDLEY"!!

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

nekokami · 07-29-2008, 09:23 PM

I'm sorry, are you telling me you've been slipping Zany Carters into the drinking dish of my Cockatiel????

montsnmags · 07-29-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nekokami

I'm sorry, are you telling me you've been slipping Zany Carters into the drinking dish of my Cockatiel????

I'm not admitting to anything, especially to someone who admits to drinking Zany Carter cocktails out of a dish.

Cheers,
Marc (mixing up another bucket-batch...)

GeoffC · 07-30-2008, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

< Again the troubled, concerned, caring physcians debate and consider, desperately stuggling for to achieve the best for their careers and cash balance.>

Okay, let him down gently, I have his bill ready...

LazyScot · 07-30-2008, 12:59 PM

<hours pass. The hours length to a day. The patient continues tossing, flailing, twitching, sweating, mumbling...>

... deranged superheros... blazing saddles.... paranoid robots piloting planes... eurovision torture....

<and then, a most terrifying development, off-key, off-temp and manically, something that might once have been bits of songs eminates from the lips, punctuated with hysterical laughter..>

...We're all going to the zoo tomorrow, the zoo tomorrow....

...Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me....

<The doctor, who had previously been backing out of the room, consults the "health and saftey at work (sounds)" handbook in a panic, and runs terrified out of the room, and returns some minutes later. With assistants. All wearing industrial strength ear-defenders. With the look of those resigned to defeat, the approach the patient. With detailed knowledge of his nationality, they have no option but to try the most terrifying operation known to their profession, in a last desparate attempt to shock their patient back to sanity (or at least somewhere near). And one not without extreme danger to themselves.
The nurse rolls in the trolley with the equipment, clearly labelled "Danger: Duck Transformation Kit. Use with extreme caution." With trepidation, they start on the first part of the operation. slowly the approach and attempt to apply the bill to LazyScot....>

pshrynk · 07-30-2008, 01:03 PM

It's for your own good, lad.

RickyMaveety · 07-30-2008, 01:06 PM

We're off to see the wild west show,
The elephants and the kangaroos.
No matter what the weather,
As long as we're together,
We're off to see the wild west show.

Ladies and Gentlemen!!
Gather round!!

In this tent, we have the very rare ooooaaaaahhhh bird!!

The oooooaaaaahhhh bird is only 3 inches tall, but lays eggs one foot in diameter!!

It sits on a fence post all day going oooooooo aaaahhhhhhhhhh, oooooooo aaaahhhhhhhh

badgoodDeb · 07-30-2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

The oooooaaaaahhhh bird is only 3 inches tall, but lays eggs one foot in diameter!!

It sits on a fence post all day going oooooooo aaaahhhhhhhhhh, oooooooo aaaahhhhhhhh

GeoffC · 07-30-2008, 03:19 PM

catch him, quick....he's getting away....

LazyScot · 07-30-2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

catch him, quick....he's getting away....

pshrynk · 07-30-2008, 04:01 PM

Well, it's a good thing we have electrodes already attached. This actually looks like one for Marc, since he knows how to keep people from escaping his parties...

07-29-2008, 09:23 PM	#81
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07-29-2008, 04:34 PM	#78
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	That's "Hedley" .... "HEDLEY"!!

07-29-2008, 07:27 PM	#79
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,501 Karma: 64095689 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Hmmmmm ..... I think I followed the plot line (which thickens, by the way) up till now. But .... Hedley?? You sure you don't mean Tetley ... Yes, do have another cuppa tea now. Tetley if you prefer, but some robust Earl Grey would be much better for you.

07-30-2008, 12:59 PM	#84
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	<hours pass. The hours length to a day. The patient continues tossing, flailing, twitching, sweating, mumbling...> ... deranged superheros... blazing saddles.... paranoid robots piloting planes... eurovision torture.... <and then, a most terrifying development, off-key, off-temp and manically, something that might once have been bits of songs eminates from the lips, punctuated with hysterical laughter..> ...We're all going to the zoo tomorrow, the zoo tomorrow.... ...Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me.... <The doctor, who had previously been backing out of the room, consults the "health and saftey at work (sounds)" handbook in a panic, and runs terrified out of the room, and returns some minutes later. With assistants. All wearing industrial strength ear-defenders. With the look of those resigned to defeat, the approach the patient. With detailed knowledge of his nationality, they have no option but to try the most terrifying operation known to their profession, in a last desparate attempt to shock their patient back to sanity (or at least somewhere near). And one not without extreme danger to themselves. The nurse rolls in the trolley with the equipment, clearly labelled "Danger: Duck Transformation Kit. Use with extreme caution." With trepidation, they start on the first part of the operation. slowly the approach and attempt to apply the bill to LazyScot....>

07-30-2008, 01:03 PM	#85
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	It's for your own good, lad.

07-30-2008, 01:06 PM	#86
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	We're off to see the wild west show, The elephants and the kangaroos. No matter what the weather, As long as we're together, We're off to see the wild west show. Ladies and Gentlemen!! Gather round!! In this tent, we have the very rare ooooaaaaahhhh bird!! The oooooaaaaahhhh bird is only 3 inches tall, but lays eggs one foot in diameter!! It sits on a fence post all day going oooooooo aaaahhhhhhhhhh, oooooooo aaaahhhhhhhh

07-30-2008, 03:19 PM	#88
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	catch him, quick....he's getting away....

07-30-2008, 04:01 PM	#90
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Well, it's a good thing we have electrodes already attached. This actually looks like one for Marc, since he knows how to keep people from escaping his parties...

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