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yvanleterrible · 03-05-2013, 12:53 PM

Brilliant!

orlok · 03-05-2013, 01:50 PM

^^ Like it

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pilotbob · 03-05-2013, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

^^ Like it

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I'm sure the B&N people didn't like it in any way. But, it is funny.

Cyberman tM · 03-05-2013, 04:49 PM

Not so much a joke as a funny picture - at least I think it's funny. Those of you who know the game "World of Tanks" may appreciate it more.
In any case, you know that tanks tend to be rather heavy.

Spoiler:

Fbone · 03-05-2013, 07:41 PM

Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them.

wodin · 03-06-2013, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

At a job interview.

"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a damn what you think."

What you think is none of my business, even if it's what you think about me!

Fbone · 03-06-2013, 08:31 PM

Bill was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died.
"All right, son," Said Will, "what does that show you?"
"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."

Ajax · 03-07-2013, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberman tM

Not so much a joke as a funny picture - at least I think it's funny. Those of you who know the game "World of Tanks" may appreciate it more.
In any case, you know that tanks tend to be rather heavy.

Spoiler:

I love it lol, spotted the T-50 right away. I just started playing last month and enjoyed flying with the T-50.

orlok · 03-07-2013, 11:50 AM

I like to tell chemistry jokes periodically.

Potassium: Want to hear a chemistry joke? Sodium: Na...

I would tell another chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.

cromag · 03-07-2013, 05:21 PM

Three groans.

Fbone · 03-07-2013, 09:35 PM

My bed gets mysteriously more comfortable in the morning… anybody else?

Bilbo1967 · 03-08-2013, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

My bed gets mysteriously more comfortable in the morning… anybody else?

I don't know - I've never been in your bed

Freeshadow · 03-08-2013, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

I don't know - I've never been in your bed

+1^^

DianNC · 03-08-2013, 11:38 AM

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He’s assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, “We've been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.”

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, “We forgot the R. We forgot the R.“ His forehead is all bloodied and bruised, and he’s crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, “What’s wrong, Father?”

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, “The word should be celebRate!”

yvanleterrible · 03-08-2013, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DianNC

... “The word should be celebRate!”...

For good measure a very felt "F" word should be added in that sentence...

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yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Brilliant!

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orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	^^ Like it .

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Cyberman tM Evangelist Posts: 439 Karma: 2248782 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Austria Device: Inkbook Prime; Icarus Illumina;ImcoV6l;EB600;Kobo	Not so much a joke as a funny picture - at least I think it's funny. Those of you who know the game "World of Tanks" may appreciate it more. In any case, you know that tanks tend to be rather heavy. Spoiler:

03-05-2013, 07:41 PM	#6200
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them.

03-06-2013, 08:31 PM	#6202
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Bill was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol. He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died. "All right, son," Said Will, "what does that show you?" "Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."

03-07-2013, 11:50 AM	#6204
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	I like to tell chemistry jokes periodically. Potassium: Want to hear a chemistry joke? Sodium: Na... I would tell another chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.

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cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 24,268 Karma: 459220161 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	Three groans.

03-07-2013, 09:35 PM	#6206
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My bed gets mysteriously more comfortable in the morning… anybody else?

03-08-2013, 11:38 AM	#6209
DianNC Banned Posts: 1,431 Karma: 5222495 Join Date: Jun 2011 Device: Nook Color, Entourage Pocket Edge, iPod Touch 5th Gen	A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He’s assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, “We've been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.” So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, “We forgot the R. We forgot the R.“ His forehead is all bloodied and bruised, and he’s crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, “What’s wrong, Father?” With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, “The word should be celebRate!”