09-20-2010, 10:10 PM | #421 | |
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You can keep your quack!
However, free corn is tempting... Quote:
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09-20-2010, 10:44 PM | #422 |
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Why do we have such angry and suspicious poultry here on MR?
I try my best to include them in festive back yard activities, and what do I get? Nasty mean tempered clucks! Do you know how much work it takes to find a doctor willing to remove excess nuggets from a chicken? For free, too! You guys just need to chill out for a bit. And I just happen to have space in my fridge for both of you. Trust me. I really am a nice guy, and I love chicken. I mean chickens. |
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09-21-2010, 12:17 AM | #423 | |
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I need my nuggets, they fill out my suit!
I'm chilling fine right where I am, thankyou. Quote:
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09-21-2010, 09:32 AM | #424 | |
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09-21-2010, 12:23 PM | #425 |
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April H, I'm concerned about your health. You really do need to loose a few nuggets.
Poohbear, you don't have a nugget to loose. I need to see you real soon to fatten you up a bit. Both of you need to come here to the KF Corporation right away. When I get through with you, even you mother wouldn't recognize you. |
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09-21-2010, 01:27 PM | #426 |
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09-21-2010, 01:29 PM | #427 |
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09-21-2010, 03:51 PM | #428 |
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Yeah. What he said.
Kind to Fools Corporation. I like all kinds of birds. I especially like gebraaide hoender, grillkylling, poulet rôti, and stegt chicken. |
09-21-2010, 06:45 PM | #429 |
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Hang on! That KF Corporation... sounds familiar...
.. Kentucky Fried Chicken! Run poohbear_nc, they're after us! They'll be no losing nuggets for me! |
09-21-2010, 06:47 PM | #430 |
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Oh no - they've been possessed by evil spirits - and are speaking in tongues! Quick! Call the exorcist!
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09-21-2010, 07:24 PM | #431 |
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I know a farmyard barn where we can live on the lam pooh..
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09-21-2010, 07:50 PM | #433 |
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Quick! April H., Poohbear! I can protect you.
Hurry over to my place the chicken zombies are closing in on the two of you. OVER HERE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I CAN SAVE YOU!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO HURRY. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. RUN, CHICKENS RUN!
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Wait a minute, Chicken Run - I remember that movie - turning chickens into meat pies! You fiend! We'll let the zombie fowl consume you!
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09-21-2010, 09:24 PM | #435 |
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Well, with a small minded attitude like that, all I can say is poor zombie chickens.
They'll starve. Zombie chickens eat chicken brains. Just thought I'd tell you. Not that YOU will listen to me. But when they come knocking at your coop it may be too late. Or you can come and live with use. I kinda already told the wife and kid that you were comming. |
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