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Old 10-20-2012, 07:01 AM   #1426
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The ACME lawyers are chicken.
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:44 AM   #1427
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:44 AM   #1428
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Old 10-20-2012, 10:40 AM   #1429
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That probably should have read "chickens" plural.
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:07 PM   #1430
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We can always bribe ACME's lawyers with some lovely chicken.
They'll be sure to win if you do that. Everything backfires with Acme.
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:57 PM   #1431
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They'll be sure to win if you do that. Everything backfires with Acme.
Not necessarily. Often, the user will cause their own problems by not reading/following the instructions properly. Example: Wile E. Coyote bought Acme Earthquake Pills, gave them to the Road Runner which had no effect on him. It was only later that he noticed the label said they don't work on road runners.

Still, I need to work on my plan which involves inflated chickens, for a light and airy taste.
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Old 10-21-2012, 08:56 AM   #1432
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Isn't that just a fail? And if ACME are largely chickens, doesn't that mean chickens are largely fails?

P.S If we ever get the chickens once and for all, I wonder how we could barbecue them.
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:10 PM   #1433
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Isn't that just a fail? And if ACME are largely chickens, doesn't that mean chickens are largely fails?

P.S If we ever get the chickens once and for all, I wonder how we could barbecue them.
That's easy.

*Solitaire1 pulls out his handy high-power flame thrower.*

This should work very well, two seconds from raw chicken to perfectly cooked chicken.
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Old 10-22-2012, 04:27 AM   #1434
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That probably should have read "chickens" plural.
Perhaps we should take into account the distant yet terrible possibility of Trojan Chicken with lawyers.
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Old 10-24-2012, 01:12 PM   #1435
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That's easy.

*Solitaire1 pulls out his handy high-power flame thrower.*

This should work very well, two seconds from raw chicken to perfectly cooked chicken.
Actually, I was refering to my avatar.
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Old 10-24-2012, 06:59 PM   #1436
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Maybe he intends to turn his flamethrower on you - if no chickens can be found ....
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Old 10-24-2012, 10:55 PM   #1437
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Old 10-25-2012, 07:58 AM   #1438
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If no chickens can be found then I shall use my transmogrification gun to create some!
Good idea! Aim it at that reflection in your mirror!
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Old 10-25-2012, 08:41 AM   #1439
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Old 10-25-2012, 12:19 PM   #1440
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Maybe he intends to turn his flamethrower on you - if no chickens can be found ....
It's easy to find chickens. Just come here, and there you are. Granted, your glassy bones don't appear too appetizing but that could just be an illusion to give you a pass.

But it won't work.
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