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Old 01-15-2009, 12:31 PM   #1
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Drib, Dr.[Editor]: Memorable First Sentences To Books That Don't Exist. v1. 15 Jan 08
Here it is: A book created by Mobileread's contributors. This is a book of actual First Sentences from books that don't exist.

I wish to thank everyone who contributed to this project - without your passion and your sentence this book would not exist. THANK YOU!

Some chapter headings were short, so I purposefully kept those chapter titles from going to a new page. Any formatting problems are, of course, issues that I created.

If you enjoy this, you may wish to visit Final Sentences thread, located here:

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35912

That thread above was started by Pshrynk.

AGAIN, THANK YOU, EVERYONE. I hope you enjoy the read. All contributions revert back to the original creators.

I'll try to have a .prc version available in a few hours.


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Old 01-15-2009, 12:59 PM   #2
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Great editing, intros and format. (thanks for correcting my spelling and grammar). Well done.
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Old 01-15-2009, 07:43 PM   #3
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Wonderful stuff - thank you!
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Old 01-15-2009, 07:58 PM   #4
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Thank you, Wetdogeared and ShortNCuddlyAm.

The book exists because of the wonderful contributions from you two and from everyone else who contributed.

Thank you!


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The Mobi/prc version is now posted in that section of MobileRead.
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Old 02-06-2009, 09:21 PM   #5
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Great Cover and title page!

Loved the Thread and will enjoy the book.

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Great Cover and title page!

Loved the Thread and will enjoy the book.

Thank you.

Thank you!

It was a lot of fun for all of us.


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