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Old 03-18-2013, 07:55 AM   #6271
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Interestingly, there has been only one product produced by Richard Branson's Virgin brand (as in Virgin airlines, Virgin trains etc..) that didn't carry the name 'Virgin'. That was their range of condoms - I wonder why
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Old 03-18-2013, 11:35 AM   #6272
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And here was me thinking it was another way to pronounce Calgary!
Ah, cripes, that was funny, Eh?
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Old 03-18-2013, 01:54 PM   #6273
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P.S.: Isn't it an ironic name for condoms? I mean the people inside the Trojan horse were supposed to invade the outside, not be locked up
If they are similar to the brand which their makers sell in Germany as "Fromms" the name fits... You don't feel much in them. Could as well do it with a wooden horse
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:09 PM   #6274
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Sorry, I don't get it I have the feeling that it's a cultural reference, but still don't get it.
Is it Trojans as in viruses and spywares? And Huggies as in nappies?
Your comment was funnier than the original joke. Good one.
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:14 PM   #6275
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Old 03-18-2013, 09:47 PM   #6276
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:29 AM   #6277
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So true, both of them
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:45 AM   #6278
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Makes sense, thank you

P.S.: Isn't it an ironic name for condoms? I mean the people inside the Trojan horse were supposed to invade the outside, not be locked up
In my language, troja (usually spelled "troia") means "whore"...

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Old 03-19-2013, 05:04 PM   #6280
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Old 03-19-2013, 09:40 PM   #6281
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:15 PM   #6282
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Drinks $80. Dinner $100. The room $250. The look on his face when she says “I’m on my period.” Priceless.
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:04 AM   #6283
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Old 03-21-2013, 07:39 AM   #6284
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:18 PM   #6285
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Drinks $80. Dinner $100. The room $250. The look on his face when she says “I’m on my period.” Priceless.
The look on her face when he says "So?" Beyond priceless.
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