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cromag · 01-29-2015, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lin2412

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking sissies!
...

Abacus: Hey, you kids! Quiet down!

wodin · 01-29-2015, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by cromag

Abacus: Hey, you kids! Quiet down!

Fingers: You still need me to slide those beads around!

HomeInMyShoes · 01-29-2015, 12:57 PM

Brain: fingers, you're not moving without me.

Bilbo1967 · 01-29-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Brain: fingers, you're not moving without me.

My mouth seems to manage fine without engaging the brain every now and again.

pilotbob · 01-29-2015, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

My mouth seems to manage fine without engaging the brain every now and again.

How'd that foot get in there?

Bilbo1967 · 01-29-2015, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pilotbob

How'd that foot get in there?

Exactly

crich70 · 01-29-2015, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

My mouth seems to manage fine without engaging the brain every now and again.

And people in politics make a living out of what is a problem for the rest of us.

orlok · 01-30-2015, 07:24 AM

My dad always said to me, "Take it with a pinch of salt."

Nice man. Made horrible tea.

PoP · 01-30-2015, 01:30 PM

« This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done. »

Read in comment at /. today I thought it was an amusing way to state an otherwise sad reality... though it is reassuring that litterally, the job got done by someone named "Nobody"

badgoodDeb · 01-30-2015, 01:44 PM

That's why I like to pick up trash while I walk my dog.
signed, Nobody

PeterT · 01-30-2015, 09:24 PM

Removed as it might by offensive to some.

Fbone · 02-04-2015, 06:53 PM

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

badgoodDeb · 02-04-2015, 07:16 PM

sounds good to me!

crich70 · 02-05-2015, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbone

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

The wisdom of a child.

Fbone · 02-05-2015, 05:21 PM

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought "Dogs are easily amused." Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.

01-30-2015, 01:30 PM	#8394
PoP curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ Posts: 3,002 Karma: 50506927 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀" Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃	Taking responsibility « This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done. » Read in comment at /. today I thought it was an amusing way to state an otherwise sad reality... though it is reassuring that litterally, the job got done by someone named "Nobody"

01-30-2015, 09:24 PM	#8396
PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 12,166 Karma: 73448616 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Nexus 7, Clara, Touch, Tolino EPOS	Removed as it might by offensive to some. Last edited by PeterT; 01-31-2015 at 01:35 PM. Reason: Removed as it might by offensive to some.

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badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,501 Karma: 64095689 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	That's why I like to pick up trash while I walk my dog. signed, Nobody

02-04-2015, 06:53 PM	#8397
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

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badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,501 Karma: 64095689 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	sounds good to me!

02-05-2015, 05:21 PM	#8400
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought "Dogs are easily amused." Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.