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Old 07-28-2014, 12:46 AM   #7936
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Noah had populated the Ark with two of all animals, and as the journey progressed more and more of the animals were producing offspring; all that is, except two snakes.

Try as they might, the snakes remained barren.

One day Noah's son Ham had been practicing his woodworking and had made a lovely little table. Not being sure what to do with it, the spirit of good will moved him to place it in the snake's quarters.

Lo and Behold, a few months later the Ark saw the birth of young snakes, and all rejoiced.

Noah approached the snakes and asked what had changed; what allowed them to suddenly replicate.

The snakes looked at each other, and then at Noah, and replied ...

"You see; we are just simple Adders and you gave us a Log Table, so then we could multiply."
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Old 07-28-2014, 02:14 AM   #7937
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Old 07-28-2014, 05:31 AM   #7938
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Old 07-28-2014, 08:28 AM   #7939
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Old 07-28-2014, 09:19 AM   #7940
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I think we have an entry for the worst joke ever.
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Old 07-28-2014, 12:39 PM   #7941
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Old 07-28-2014, 12:47 PM   #7942
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I think we have an entry for the worst joke ever.
Or the best joke ever (says a math fanatic)!
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Old 07-28-2014, 06:41 PM   #7943
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Old 07-28-2014, 06:47 PM   #7944
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I'm delighted by the response to that joke. It's one I had heard many years ago but had never seen in writing so I felt the time had come to share it (and maybe embellish it slightly at the same time).
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Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."

Dad & Dave replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?"

Dad said, "We're gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Dad said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Dad & Dave at the local grocery store and asked.

"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Dad said,"Hell, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Dave said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Dad & Dave now work for the government.
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