11-09-2010, 11:28 PM | #1 |
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Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!
A naked, 'shroomed burglar goes all Richard Gere on a mouse!
http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624 (And I'm not posting this merely out of the pride of having this winner living only one county away from me.) |
11-09-2010, 11:52 PM | #2 |
Enjoying the show....
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Couldn't happen to a nicer person. |
11-10-2010, 12:19 AM | #3 | |
Now you lishen here...
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When I read this, I internally read "indecent" report, rather than "incident" report.
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11-10-2010, 01:28 AM | #4 |
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energizer bunny my ass!!! it was a mouse all along!!!
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11-10-2010, 03:47 AM | #5 |
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Poor mouse...
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11-10-2010, 07:06 AM | #6 |
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Are we to assume (geddit?) that the mouse got there of its own free will? If not I want to know why there are no animal cruelty charges.
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11-10-2010, 08:51 AM | #7 |
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I find it particularly amusing that nowhere in the article does it mention that they actually removed the mouse
ahh, KK, perhaps you'd like to rephrase that, after all that guy went nuts with just a mouse and you're talking about a rabbit now Maybe he sat on it? |
11-10-2010, 09:48 AM | #8 |
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Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!
Does anyone have the joke that fits the punchline above? I've been looking for the sucker for years with no luck... |
11-10-2010, 11:51 AM | #9 |
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11-10-2010, 12:42 PM | #10 |
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11-10-2010, 01:02 PM | #11 |
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silly wabbits
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11-10-2010, 01:04 PM | #12 | |
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For some reason, Michael Keaton sticks in my mind as having delivered this line somewhere... |
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11-10-2010, 01:26 PM | #13 | |
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We have the punch line, but not the joke. Sounds like a book to me. |
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11-10-2010, 01:28 PM | #14 |
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11-10-2010, 01:29 PM | #15 | |
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I'm confused.
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Also as kids, we sure didn't break into anyone's home, we'd usually lay in a field and go, "Whoa!" for six hours. I think the Seneca Police Department must have confused mushrooms with crack cocaine. |
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