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Old 08-27-2013, 01:05 PM   #6976
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FUBAR!
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Blind guy with a guide dog walks into a sporting goods store. He starts swinging the dog over his head using the leash. The store manager, in a panic, runs up to the guy and says "Can I help you, sir?!?"
To which the blind guy replies, "No thanks, I'm just looking around..."
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Old 08-27-2013, 03:10 PM   #6977
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Bra difficulty levels.
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Old 08-27-2013, 04:39 PM   #6978
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..."You can have sex at 82"....
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... a guy gets pretty tired after 30 or 40 times... not sure I could get to 82. ...
"Everything went fine today in rehearsal."
— punchline to old joke.
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Old 08-28-2013, 01:13 PM   #6979
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Bra difficulty levels.
yeah, but isn't the reward commensurate with the degree of difficulty?
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Old 08-28-2013, 02:51 PM   #6980
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yeah, but isn't the reward commensurate with the degree of difficulty?
Perhaps. Is this one of the few times men don't take the easy way out?
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Old 08-28-2013, 03:06 PM   #6981
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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!
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Old 08-28-2013, 03:10 PM   #6982
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Kale: the miracle vegetable
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:51 AM   #6983
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Oh, vitamin-packed kale, is there anything you can't do?

You know, other than be tasty.
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Old 08-29-2013, 11:28 AM   #6984
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Some jokes for history nerds - enjoy!

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Old 08-29-2013, 02:31 PM   #6985
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Old 08-29-2013, 06:08 PM   #6986
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How many times have you gone to a restaurant/cafe and watched people text on
their phones rather than talk to the person in front of them?
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Old 08-29-2013, 06:31 PM   #6987
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Old 08-29-2013, 07:40 PM   #6988
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Kale: the miracle vegetable
Got to order me a bushel! Get rid of those pesky spiders!

Errrr .... do I have to eat the kale -- or the spiders?
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Old 08-30-2013, 10:43 AM   #6989
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Or feed the Kale to the Spiders and give THEM the energy to move on!
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Old 08-30-2013, 03:13 PM   #6990
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What a cool nursery.
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