Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 73

Freeshadow · 12-23-2012, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

Granted. You die alone, after enduring a lonely, forgotten, no-one-cared-about-you existence and your corpse is never found. It is like you never existed.

I wish I had a cookie.

Corruption clearly failed.

(as even the corpse is lost there are no following burial costs)

Your cookie is granted. You find a 7 years old loose cookie in the corner of your cupboard.
It's a dog cookie.

I wish the radio stations 'd stop playing "Last Christmas" every season ad nauseam.
There's a frequency beyond pain level...

WT Sharpe · 12-23-2012, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freeshadow

I wish the radio stations 'd stop playing "Last Christmas" every season ad nauseam.
There's a frequency beyond pain level...

Granted; but you've got to listen to Christmas teasers from the Moderation Team.

I wish I was retired.

pilotbob · 12-23-2012, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Granted; but you've got to listen to Christmas teasers from the Moderation Team.

I wish I was retired.

Granted... the rubber factory glues a new tread to your old worn out tires.

I wish this thread would stop!

Dylrob · 12-23-2012, 04:42 PM

Granted. This thread now obeys most traffic laws. Except the speed limit.

I wish we could all just get along.

Freeshadow · 12-23-2012, 05:43 PM

@ Tom I'm immune to teasers (and gambling)

Granted.
Everybody gets along with the rest being absolutely uninterested in other people. Extinction in one generation follows.
I wish I'd sleep now...

Dylrob · 12-25-2012, 10:37 PM

Granted. You fell asleep exactly when you posted, and only woke up just this minute. Missing Christmas entirely!

I wish I could travel anywhere in the world instantaneously.

WT Sharpe · 12-26-2012, 04:04 AM

Granted, but that world is Saturn and the weather is really lousy this time of year.

I wish I had a valet like Jeeves.

LazyScot · 12-27-2012, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Granted, but that world is Saturn and the weather is really lousy this time of year.

I wish I had a valet like Jeeves.

Granted. You had a valet like Jeeves. But he left after the incident with the duchess, the duck and the cracker. And he's not given you a good review at the gentleman's gentleman society.

I wish I knew what happens next.

pilotbob · 12-27-2012, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Granted. You had a valet like Jeeves. But he left after the incident with the duchess, the duck and the cracker. And he's not given you a good review at the gentleman's gentleman society.

I wish I knew what happens next.

Granted... the Mayan's leave you information on EXACTLY when the world will end.

I wish I had 1 billion US dollars in my brokerage account.

Iznogood · 12-27-2012, 10:39 AM

Granted. But the Gouvernment charges you 100% in tax (I hope this doesn't get too political)

I wish I could take over the World

pilotbob · 12-27-2012, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iznogood

Granted. But the Gouvernment charges you 100% in tax (I hope this doesn't get too political)

I wish I could take over the World

Granted you now run the world... but to show you are a kind gentle leader you refunded Bob's 1 billion dollar tax payment!

BOb

guanaco · 01-01-2013, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iznogood

Granted. But the Gouvernment charges you 100% in tax (I hope this doesn't get too political)

I wish I could take over the World

Granted. You take over the world. Then you discover that the Mayas were right and the world comes to an end.

I wish the Chicago Cubs win the 2013 World Series of baseball.

Iznogood · 01-01-2013, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guanaco

Granted. You take over the world. Then you discover that the Mayas were right and the world comes to an end.

I wish the Chicago Cubs win the 2013 World Series of baseball.

Granted. However, all the players gets funny nicknames so nobody understands a thing, complete chaos rules and they lose big time next year and for all eternity

I wish we all could live together in peace - and that wish (unfortunately) doesn't need active corruption. Its corruption is self-fulfilling

Dylrob · 01-02-2013, 06:20 PM

Granted. The unnecessary corruption begins to break down the fabric of reality. As a result everyone you ever loved ceases to exist.

I wish for a functional star ship so that I may travel anywhere in the universe.

HomeInMyShoes · 01-03-2013, 08:32 AM

Granted. You have a star ship which on your maiden voyage breaks down on a planet inhabited by The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, oh and you've forgotten your towel.

I wish for a chicken dinner.

12-23-2012, 05:43 PM	#1085
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,791 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	@ Tom I'm immune to teasers (and gambling) Granted. Everybody gets along with the rest being absolutely uninterested in other people. Extinction in one generation follows. I wish I'd sleep now... Last edited by Freeshadow; 12-23-2012 at 05:50 PM. Reason: addon for WT Sharpe :p

12-27-2012, 10:39 AM	#1090
Iznogood Guru Posts: 932 Karma: 15752887 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Norway Device: Ipad, kindle paperwhite	Granted. But the Gouvernment charges you 100% in tax (I hope this doesn't get too political) I wish I could take over the World Last edited by Iznogood; 12-27-2012 at 10:41 AM.

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12-23-2012, 04:42 PM	#1084
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. This thread now obeys most traffic laws. Except the speed limit. I wish we could all just get along.

12-25-2012, 10:37 PM	#1086
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. You fell asleep exactly when you posted, and only woke up just this minute. Missing Christmas entirely! I wish I could travel anywhere in the world instantaneously.

12-26-2012, 04:04 AM	#1087
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,073 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Granted, but that world is Saturn and the weather is really lousy this time of year. I wish I had a valet like Jeeves.

01-02-2013, 06:20 PM	#1094
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. The unnecessary corruption begins to break down the fabric of reality. As a result everyone you ever loved ceases to exist. I wish for a functional star ship so that I may travel anywhere in the universe.

01-03-2013, 08:32 AM	#1095
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Granted. You have a star ship which on your maiden voyage breaks down on a planet inhabited by The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, oh and you've forgotten your towel. I wish for a chicken dinner.

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