03-31-2014, 08:55 PM | #7651 |
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Here's another one from that class.
Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "Man, is it hot in here!" The other one said, "AAH! A talking muffin!" |
03-31-2014, 08:57 PM | #7652 |
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lol .
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04-01-2014, 10:00 AM | #7653 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
That was the direction the side discharge chute on the mower was facing. |
04-01-2014, 01:06 PM | #7654 |
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how do you double the value of a chevy?
put $5 worth of gas in it |
04-01-2014, 01:35 PM | #7655 |
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your math is wrong, that would be tripling.
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04-01-2014, 02:02 PM | #7656 |
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The golden urinal
One day before George Bush's inaguration, he was being showed around by Bill Clinton. George had been drinking a lot of water, so he had to go to the bathroom. After politely excusing himself, he went in and was amazed, Bill Clinton had a golden urinal! After getting out of the bathroom, George shared with his wife that he would never self-indulge like that.
That day at lunch, his wife shared to Hillary Clinton about how he felt about the urinal. At dinner that day, Hillary Clinton said to Bill Clinton, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone." |
04-01-2014, 02:33 PM | #7657 |
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04-01-2014, 03:20 PM | #7658 |
Now what?
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04-01-2014, 03:37 PM | #7659 |
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:lol:
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04-01-2014, 04:57 PM | #7660 |
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What's the most dignified part of a circle?
Spoiler:
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04-02-2014, 01:57 PM | #7661 |
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This is an old one, you've probably heard it before.
An immagrint from another country was looking for a job. He didn't know any English, so he just repeated what he heard. His job was to say "Me Me Me" on a commercial. Going to his job, he heard someone in a candy shop going, "He stole my lolypop!" Next, going past a resturant, he heard, "Forks and knives. Forks and Knives." Finally, going past an appliance store, "Plug it in." Before he could go to his job, the police were looking for a murder. They asked him, "Who killed this man?" "Me Me Me" "Why did you kill him?" "He stole my lolypop!" "How did you kill him?" "Forks and Knives. Forks and Knives." "We are going to have to put you in the electric chair." "Plug it in!" |
04-03-2014, 02:15 PM | #7662 |
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal?
His goal: Spoiler:
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04-03-2014, 02:16 PM | #7663 |
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The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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04-03-2014, 02:17 PM | #7664 |
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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04-03-2014, 02:17 PM | #7665 |
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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