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Old 09-02-2009, 10:41 AM   #31
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Does everyone's avatar show a red x also?

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A couple of groan-worthy Tom Swifties:

"I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music," said Tom listlessly.
"Boy, that's an ugly hippopotamus!" said Tom hypocritically.

Plenty more where they came from.
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:49 AM   #34
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For me avatars from here work fine, and so does attached picture. It's just if picture are embedded from "certain" sites that our anal-retentive firewall goes ape
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:11 AM   #35
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:29 AM   #36
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Oh good. I do so love to see you fine and dandy, wherever you are.

May the dand and finey be with you always.
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:30 PM   #37
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I like Silly Sally jokes.

Silly Sally was reading a book. The wind came through the window and blew the pages all across the room. She just laughed and laughed. She knew what pages she was on.


Silly Sally was walking in the pasture and saw a daisy in the middle of a cow-pat. She just laughed and laughed. She knew that flower couldn't do all that.
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:43 PM   #38
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I like Silly Sally jokes.

Silly Sally was reading a book. The wind came through the window and blew the pages all across the room. She just laughed and laughed. She knew what pages she was on.


Silly Sally was walking in the pasture and saw a daisy in the middle of a cow-pat. She just laughed and laughed. She knew that flower couldn't do all that.
i don't get it, maybe its too high-brow for me, dumb dora jokes i get, silly sally i don't, may be a generational thing
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:44 PM   #39
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i don't get it, maybe its too high-brow for me, dumb dora jokes i get, silly sally i don't, may be a generational thing


Me too.
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Old 09-02-2009, 01:01 PM   #40
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i don't get it, maybe its too high-brow for me, dumb dora jokes i get, silly sally i don't, may be a generational thing
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Me too.
The wind blew her pages all over the floor. But she knew she was on page , say, 76.

She knew that flower couldnt make that big of a mess. I mean, come on. it's just a little flower.


My favourite Match Game question...

A very popular word game... Fill in the ("blank").
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Old 09-02-2009, 01:19 PM   #41
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:32 PM   #42
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:58 AM   #43
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