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Old 06-10-2011, 01:06 PM   #76
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Notice the kernel of corn in the 'bath' with him?
You can keep your kernel of corn...I prefer the Colonel of Chicken!

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Old 06-10-2011, 01:13 PM   #77
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Old 06-10-2011, 03:46 PM   #78
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Old 06-11-2011, 02:46 AM   #79
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THE CHOOK KILLER, THE CHOOK KILLER!
I hope he is enjoying being ground up for meal in Chicken Hell!
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Old 06-11-2011, 03:24 AM   #80
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{**I've been looking through it and you're right. This one does look like the coop AprilHare built. I was getting worried that with all the super security and titanium reinforcement we wouldn't be able to get in.**}

{**Well, yes, of course, I saw that and yes you are the sneakiest snake around.

Let me think about this a bit. Hummm... look here at the plans for the backside of the coop. See that? That's our way in!**}
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{**I'll start the BBQ and while AprilHare and poohbear are peeking out to watch me and trying to figure out what I am doing, you sneak around back of the coop and wiggle in.**}

{**Huh? What do you mean, what do you do then? You get them for the Great MobileRead BBQ!**}

{**How?!? What do you mean How? No! I am _not_ a parrot! You. bring. them. out. for. the. BBQ! You're a _snake_ for goodness sakes! You do your snake thing!**}

{**AprilHare first, OK? That one will take a bit longer to get ready. The poohbear is nearly done and won't take nearly as long.**}
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:02 AM   #81
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:24 AM   #82
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^ roflmao!

Dreams: while quite admirable, your defenses will do you, AprilHare and poohbear no good at all.

I am escalating the Chicken Arms Race - laser guided SMART bombs and drone fliers will be arriving onsite shortly.

Why?

'Cause I am now in the mood for Chicken Fricassee!

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Old 06-12-2011, 05:36 PM   #83
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{**Well, of course, I agree with you, SS. It was a perfectly good plan and I totally agree that it was better that you curled up in the grass for a short nap before starting to sneak in. If you hadn't done that there was no telling what would have happened! As it was, I just barely got out of the way before that drone flew over and bombed my perfectly great BBQ! I don't know what they thought it was, but I certainly didn't think it looked like that fortified chicken coop!**}

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Could you send that to me? I want to use it for a wallpaper on mine. Thanks.**}

{**Now, what is it with that huge guy in the white suit that keeps wandering around saying, "It's finger lick'n good!" How does he know? AprilHare and poohbear (who looks to still have all his parts) are still holed up in that dang coop!**}

{**On to Plan B. I have a couple of new grills and they'll never guess what they are. Hee Hee .. Now, quick grab that little dog that's been roaming around here and have him help you sneak in and grab those two snarky chickens.**}
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Old 06-12-2011, 05:49 PM   #84
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No problem! Bring on those cute little grills. We're ready!


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Old 06-12-2011, 06:13 PM   #85
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Old 06-12-2011, 06:35 PM   #86
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Nay! He is reaching out his tiny arms in friendship - to lift me off your evil grills!

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Old 06-13-2011, 10:25 AM   #87
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Just to let everyone know, World Market has these on sale this week (the holder only...you have to supply the chicken)!!

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OK...I am bringing out the really big guns!

Yes friends, its time for TASO [Turducken Appetite Satisfaction Ordnance]

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Old 06-13-2011, 11:22 AM   #89
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