Sniffing Glue and other tales from the underclass

[mr ploppy]

Six short tales from the underclass in one volume. Amazon and Smashwords, $0.99/£0.77. Or read them for free on my blog.

Sniffing Glue
There’s only one thing worse than having some kid yapping in your ear while you’re trying to enjoy a good bag of glue in peace, and that’s having the coppers turn up while you’re off your head and unable to defend yourself.

Love Bytes
Sex offender Simon Smith gets more than he bargained for when he goes to buy a pizza and finds the town full of zombies.

The Morning After
A skinhead romance.

Warrior in Woolworths
Woolworths security guard John Taylor doesn’t like punks. If he had his way they would all be shipped off to the Falklands to fight the Argies. Management might say he has to let scum like that in the shop, but that doesn’t mean he has to put up with any nonsense from them.

A.C.A.B.
It’s been several weeks since Vinnie last killed a copper. So when he spots one on his way back from the Meadowside shopping centre one day he can’t resist taking him home to play with.

The Job Snatcher
A traditional Yorkshire folk story from the year 3000.
Long, long ago, within the walls of a city called That Lunn Don, lived a wicked witch known as The Snatcher, who liked nothing more than stealing the milk from new born infants and casting people from their homes with an evil cackle.

[mr ploppy]

Now free everywhere except on Amazon. Love Bytes and The Morning After have been removed because they were later developed into full length, but should still be on my blog somewhere.