New Comic-Epic Fantasy: The Astrologer's Portrait

Joshua Grasso · 07-07-2014, 08:13 PM

Tired of reading 1,000+ page epic fantasy books that take themselves so damn seriously? Well, neither am I, but in case you need a palate cleanser between readings, check out my new comic-epic fantasy novel, The Astrologer's Portrait, currently 99 cents on Amazon. Here's a blurb:

Prince Harold has fallen in love with a portrait, which he much prefers to his real bride-to-be. However, the portrait may be a hundred years old, and only the greatest sorcerer in the land can verify her existence. Unfortunately, Turold the Magnificent is currently on trial for maliciously impersonating a person of quality and despoiling her family history. Harold gets him off on the condition that they locate his lady love before his wedding to Sonya, who vows to kill him on their wedding night. Along with his faithless Russian servant, Dimitri, the three steal off to locate the true identity of the sitter—only to confront a curse much older than the portrait. To dispel the curse the prince must lead a revolution, fall in love with his wife, and release the centuries-old hands of Einhard the Black, who are eagerly awaiting their latest victim.

Buy or sample the novel here: http://www.amazon.com/The-Astrologer...rhf_gw_p_tnr_1

Now get back to reading!

Joshua Grasso · 07-20-2014, 02:07 PM

Starting this Monday through Wednesday, The Astrologer's Portrait will be FREE on Amazon. Here's the blurb again in case you're on the fence--after all, your Kindle (or other device) is probably full to bursting with read and unread books! But one more couldn't hurt, could it?

Prince Harold has fallen in love with a portrait, which he much prefers to his real bride-to-be. However, the portrait may be a hundred years old, and only the greatest sorcerer in the land can verify her existence. Unfortunately, Turold the Magnificent is currently on trial for maliciously impersonating a person of quality and despoiling her family history. Harold gets him off on the condition that they locate his lady love before his wedding to Sonya, who vows to kill him on their wedding night. Along with his faithless Russian servant, Dimitri, the three steal off to locate the true identity of the sitter—only to confront a curse much older than the portrait. To dispel the curse the prince must lead a revolution, fall in love with his wife, and release the centuries-old hands of Einhard the Black, who are eagerly awaiting their latest victim.

Get the novel Free Monday-Wednesday here: http://www.amazon.com/The-Astrologer...rhf_gw_p_tnr_1

07-07-2014, 08:13 PM	#1
Joshua Grasso Enthusiast Posts: 27 Karma: 447660 Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Ada, Oklahoma Device: Kindle Fire	New Comic-Epic Fantasy: The Astrologer's Portrait Tired of reading 1,000+ page epic fantasy books that take themselves so damn seriously? Well, neither am I, but in case you need a palate cleanser between readings, check out my new comic-epic fantasy novel, The Astrologer's Portrait, currently 99 cents on Amazon. Here's a blurb: Prince Harold has fallen in love with a portrait, which he much prefers to his real bride-to-be. However, the portrait may be a hundred years old, and only the greatest sorcerer in the land can verify her existence. Unfortunately, Turold the Magnificent is currently on trial for maliciously impersonating a person of quality and despoiling her family history. Harold gets him off on the condition that they locate his lady love before his wedding to Sonya, who vows to kill him on their wedding night. Along with his faithless Russian servant, Dimitri, the three steal off to locate the true identity of the sitter—only to confront a curse much older than the portrait. To dispel the curse the prince must lead a revolution, fall in love with his wife, and release the centuries-old hands of Einhard the Black, who are eagerly awaiting their latest victim. Buy or sample the novel here: http://www.amazon.com/The-Astrologer...rhf_gw_p_tnr_1 Now get back to reading!

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07-20-2014, 02:07 PM	#2
Joshua Grasso Enthusiast Posts: 27 Karma: 447660 Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Ada, Oklahoma Device: Kindle Fire	Starting this Monday through Wednesday, The Astrologer's Portrait will be FREE on Amazon. Here's the blurb again in case you're on the fence--after all, your Kindle (or other device) is probably full to bursting with read and unread books! But one more couldn't hurt, could it? Prince Harold has fallen in love with a portrait, which he much prefers to his real bride-to-be. However, the portrait may be a hundred years old, and only the greatest sorcerer in the land can verify her existence. Unfortunately, Turold the Magnificent is currently on trial for maliciously impersonating a person of quality and despoiling her family history. Harold gets him off on the condition that they locate his lady love before his wedding to Sonya, who vows to kill him on their wedding night. Along with his faithless Russian servant, Dimitri, the three steal off to locate the true identity of the sitter—only to confront a curse much older than the portrait. To dispel the curse the prince must lead a revolution, fall in love with his wife, and release the centuries-old hands of Einhard the Black, who are eagerly awaiting their latest victim. Get the novel Free Monday-Wednesday here: http://www.amazon.com/The-Astrologer...rhf_gw_p_tnr_1