Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 10

SameOldStory · 08-31-2010, 10:57 AM

Penguins? To much flair up on the barbecue.

Axe? What axe?

That axe? That's only for the wood to keep you warm. I'm very thoughtful.

poohbear_nc · 08-31-2010, 10:59 AM

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Penguins? To much flair up on the barbecue.

Nah - you just won't need to use any lighter fluid on the charcoal! Perfect!

SameOldStory · 08-31-2010, 11:23 AM

But I like chicken chickens.

And to prove it I have a gift just for you.

Um, you don't read Chinese do you? All it says is that it's good for chickens.

Come and get it.

Dylrob · 08-31-2010, 05:39 PM

Mmm, penguin. A true delicacy.

poohbear_nc · 08-31-2010, 06:14 PM

See - switch to penguin! A gourmet fowl!

SameOldStory · 08-31-2010, 06:23 PM

OK, you've almost talked me into it.

But I'll need to try both side by side.

Right?

And while you're here I can give you that nice gift I bought for you.

kennyc · 08-31-2010, 06:46 PM

Now that's a sticky wicket.....somebody get me some chicken fat....

SameOldStory · 08-31-2010, 07:28 PM

Yes indeedy, Jewish penicillin - Schmaltz.

Back to business. Lets see, we have poohbear, April H, and JSWolf coming over next Saturday.

Anyone knows what goes with penguin? I want everybody happy.

poohbear_nc · 08-31-2010, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Yes indeedy, Jewish penicillin - Schmaltz.

Back to business. Lets see, we have poohbear, April H, and JSWolf coming over next Saturday.

Anyone knows what goes with penguin? I want everybody happy.

I understand squirrel makes a great side dish!

recluse · 08-31-2010, 08:28 PM

A hot mug of regurgitated herring.
Reheated cod spew.
Fluke puke frappe.

SameOldStory · 08-31-2010, 11:16 PM

Poohbear, is he one of yours?

I think that he's trying to make me too sick to eat anything, even chicken.

But it's not going to work.

BenG · 08-31-2010, 11:47 PM

poohbear_nc · 09-01-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BenG

Oh my - what advertising genius decided to put the descriptor "spicy" on Cock Soup mix?

SameOldStory · 09-01-2010, 11:19 AM

I don't think that I want spicy cock soup.

Just a little chicken soup until Saturday.

How about you?

AprilHare · 09-02-2010, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Look April H. It's all a misunderstanding.

A likely story..

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

And that post above is just a joke. Ha ha ha ha.

Just a joke.

Your jokes are killing me!

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

I like chicken a lot. Nothing like having a lot of chickens at a corn BBQ.

Come on down next Saturday and we'll burry the hatchet. What do you say?

Not into me, you're not!

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

I've even got a stash of Columbian corn if you want. Don't be a little, tender, chicken. Come on, we'll party hardy. You just have to be there with a few non-violent chicken friends before 12.

Maybe you're alright. If you're not talking about fattening me up then feeding me to your friends, that is.

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Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Just between you and me, I think that the little feller might not be so nice under all those yellow feathers. Don't you, bubby?

My galliforme brother-in-beak and I stand in solidarity!

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08-31-2010, 11:16 PM	#146
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Poohbear, is he one of yours? I think that he's trying to make me too sick to eat anything, even chicken. But it's not going to work. Last edited by SameOldStory; 09-01-2010 at 12:07 AM.

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08-31-2010, 10:57 AM	#136
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Penguins? To much flair up on the barbecue. Axe? What axe? That axe? That's only for the wood to keep you warm. I'm very thoughtful.

08-31-2010, 11:23 AM	#138
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	But I like chicken chickens. And to prove it I have a gift just for you. Um, you don't read Chinese do you? All it says is that it's good for chickens. Come and get it.

08-31-2010, 05:39 PM	#139
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,141 Karma: 47366760 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Mmm, penguin. A true delicacy.

08-31-2010, 06:14 PM	#140
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,846 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	See - switch to penguin! A gourmet fowl!

08-31-2010, 06:23 PM	#141
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	OK, you've almost talked me into it. But I'll need to try both side by side. Right? And while you're here I can give you that nice gift I bought for you.

08-31-2010, 06:46 PM	#142
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,872 Karma: 118716293 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	Now that's a sticky wicket.....somebody get me some chicken fat....

08-31-2010, 07:28 PM	#143
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Yes indeedy, Jewish penicillin - Schmaltz. Back to business. Lets see, we have poohbear, April H, and JSWolf coming over next Saturday. Anyone knows what goes with penguin? I want everybody happy.

08-31-2010, 08:28 PM	#145
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	A hot mug of regurgitated herring. Reheated cod spew. Fluke puke frappe.

08-31-2010, 11:47 PM	#147
BenG Home Guard Posts: 4,729 Karma: 86721650 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alpha Ralpha Boulevard Device: Kindle Oasis 3G, iPhone 6

09-01-2010, 11:19 AM	#149
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	I don't think that I want spicy cock soup. Just a little chicken soup until Saturday. How about you?