09-16-2012, 07:07 PM | #1201 |
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Have you no fowl empathy, oh flightless one?
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09-16-2012, 10:43 PM | #1202 |
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Their fowl hearts are bereft of galliforme pity, poohbear.
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09-16-2012, 11:50 PM | #1203 |
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You are mistaken. We deeply care for chickens, we want them to grow up to be strong and healthy. That way, when the time comes we will be able to enjoy a delicious meal, consisting of well-raised and very healthy chickens.
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09-17-2012, 11:59 PM | #1204 |
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Sorry, but your meal plans are permenantly on hold!
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09-18-2012, 08:41 AM | #1205 |
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Swimming chickens!
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09-18-2012, 08:46 AM | #1206 |
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09-18-2012, 08:51 AM | #1207 |
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I am chicken, hear me roar - I'm growing too big to devour - And I'd cost too much for you to ever order -- |
09-18-2012, 01:13 PM | #1208 |
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Doesn't seem to scan very well, and there's no such thing as a chicken that too big to devour. That's what refrigerators are for: to store unused chicken parts for future use. It only means we don't have to seek out as many chickens, allowing them to go out and live wonderful chickany lives until the time comes for them to meet their ultimate fate.
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Didn't you hear? I installed a flying hack on my penguin. And no, I don't have any empathy.
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09-20-2012, 08:23 PM | #1210 |
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Chicken is undigestible. You should all know this already.
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09-20-2012, 11:19 PM | #1211 |
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Sorry, but the thousands of resturants in the United States that serve chicken prove that chicken is very digestible for humans. If this were not the case, we wouldn't eat chickens for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Your attempts to turn us away from the glorious taste of chicken is for naught. Although we may also consume other foods, chicken is always a good option.
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09-22-2012, 07:38 PM | #1212 | |
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Fifty Shades of Chicken
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09-22-2012, 07:58 PM | #1213 |
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Chickens in bondage? UNNATURAL!!!
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09-23-2012, 10:27 AM | #1214 |
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Unatrual, maybe, but common.
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09-24-2012, 02:35 AM | #1215 |
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