11-29-2013, 07:49 PM | #1861 |
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I'm a good watch dog. Can I join the security team too?
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11-29-2013, 07:51 PM | #1862 |
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11-29-2013, 07:54 PM | #1863 |
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Oh many, many things.
I watch grass grow. I watch paint dry. Oh - once I watched a guy rob a bank and I yelled at him for cutting in line ahead of me. (True story) (well except for the yelling part) |
11-29-2013, 08:32 PM | #1864 |
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Well .... you appear to be well qualified ... I'll ask my buddy the lizard to hire you ....
You can watch out for inappropriate diners trying to eat the guest of honor ... |
11-29-2013, 08:47 PM | #1865 |
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11-29-2013, 09:03 PM | #1866 |
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But .... but .... but .... they seem so nice! So kind! So thoughtful! Throwing a party just for me? Can they really be heartless fiends?
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11-29-2013, 09:09 PM | #1867 |
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I definitely have a heart! Really!
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11-29-2013, 09:18 PM | #1868 |
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And a stomach too, no doubt? Eh?
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11-29-2013, 09:36 PM | #1869 |
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Well it IS kind of a package deal!
I'm offering to help keep you safe and you accuse me of having a hidden agenda. Fine... just fine. I'll go. (sheesh 'n he calls me heartless.) <sniff, sniff> |
11-29-2013, 09:38 PM | #1870 |
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Awwwww .... poor little pooch .... I'm sorry .... you're invited to the party ... as my special guest! Friends?
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11-29-2013, 09:41 PM | #1871 |
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Well...I guess so.
Want to shake a paw? |
11-29-2013, 10:04 PM | #1872 |
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Put 'er there old pal of mine! I'll escort you to the party as my 'special' guest!
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11-30-2013, 02:12 AM | #1873 |
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11-30-2013, 03:20 PM | #1874 |
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I just realized that The Mansion of Enchantment is not an appropriate place for a get together. It would be fine for a Halloween Celebration, where it's dark and foreboding nature would be appropriate.
But this is Christmas Season! We need to celebrate in a happy and joyous place. A place that is warm and inviting! *Solitaire1 searches the threadiverse for a new location for the get together. He eventually finds a magical place that's just right: The Castle Of Cozyness. It's a wonderful place full of joy and happiness, with pastel-colored ponies pulling carts filled with candy canes, sugar drops, and sugar cookies. Taffy teddy bears dance to the music of a gingerbread man polka band. Outside the castle is a river of hot cocoa where the small marshmallow minions leap in and enjoy the warmth.* This is perfect! I'm sure that everyone will love meeting here. Look at those caramel cookie carts full of vanilla and maple coated donuts. Over there are tankards full of apple cider and grape juice. It's so wonderful! Welcome to the Castle of Cozyness! |
11-30-2013, 04:49 PM | #1875 |
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Yep that makes it official. The lizard IS cute!
Look! Look! When he swings his little sword rainbows and sparkles appear. |
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