10-04-2010, 03:50 PM | #61 |
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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X understood what the hell Rock Lobster was talking about.
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10-04-2010, 03:59 PM | #62 |
PI for hire.
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X remembers the plot in Harv and Vera.
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10-04-2010, 04:19 PM | #63 |
When's Doughnut Day?
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Who??
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10-04-2010, 04:31 PM | #64 |
The Dank Side of the Moon
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There was a plot?
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10-04-2010, 04:57 PM | #65 |
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"X" actually owns an ereading ensemble.
"X" rides the wild paramecium. "X" lounges in libraries on Librium |
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10-04-2010, 05:08 PM | #66 |
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ABCDEFGHIJ...J...Damn it!
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10-04-2010, 06:05 PM | #67 | |
Now what?
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10-04-2010, 07:21 PM | #68 |
Grand Sorcerer
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X is the jewel in the lotus.
X writes the songs that make the whole world sing. X has achieved 99th level. X makes taxi meters run backwards. X made Dirac, Pauli and Einstein get physical. X can control the Winds of Chaos. X is a warrior-mage-thief-bard-cleric. X folds, spindles, staples and mutilates. X knows how to cast the Turkey Curse. X gives warm fuzzy feelings to everyone. X is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world. X knows where your lost marbles are. X still has a few san points left. X can make cat macros in GIMP. X trains unicorns to pose for the camera. X never makes typos. Adjust your dictionaries. X knows the real reason for sunspots. X has a tank full of pet trilobites. |
10-04-2010, 07:28 PM | #69 |
Now what?
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Quick - someone throw a glass of cold water on Elfwreck - on the verge of flaming out with creative overload!
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10-04-2010, 07:37 PM | #70 |
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X once dated a moderator.
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10-04-2010, 07:51 PM | #71 |
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"X" has become comfortably numb.
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10-04-2010, 11:45 PM | #72 | |
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10-05-2010, 12:19 AM | #73 |
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"X" can quote the unspeakable verbatim
No more fortunes for the next million K. "X" is who's on first. Outlook hazy. Try again later. Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn ssalg gnikool eht hguorht enog sah "X" I am a hostage in a karma fortune sweatshop |
10-05-2010, 03:41 AM | #74 |
Wizard
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Hey... it's my birthday next week...
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10-05-2010, 04:16 AM | #75 |
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