Someone give Zelda Karma!

pshrynk · 06-06-2008, 02:53 PM

She is now able to fly trans-Atlantically without an airplane and only needs 43 Karmas to exceed all expectations! I would, but I just gave her some and noticed how close she is to that milestone.

zelda_pinwheel · 06-06-2008, 03:05 PM

oh now that's very kind of you Pshrynk but people will start thinking i'm some kind of karma whore if you go sollicitating on my behalf...

i do like accumulating all these superpowers though i will admit (of course karma fortunes are cumulative, why would you even doubt that ??). so in addition to making transoceanic flights without the assistance of an airplane, i also have such glorious talents as :
- with a running start, i can leap into geosynchronous orbit.
- i herd cats with both ease and grace.
- i juggle running chainsaws for a bit of light exercise.
- i am an honorary Texan.
- let us not forget that i load mercury with a pitchfork.

and of course i do all of these things with zen-like beauty.

zelda_pinwheel · 06-06-2008, 03:07 PM

now you've done it.

i've officially exceeded all limitations known to mankind.

pshrynk · 06-06-2008, 03:19 PM

Glad I accomplished my goal for theday. Now i have to go and retrieve massive quantities of beer and champagne, pick up some flowers, and bury my son under the compost pile.

If he's nice, I'll even do it post-mortem.

Have a great weekend, folks!

zelda_pinwheel · 06-06-2008, 03:23 PM

and to you !! don't open the champagne while driving, i hear people are skittish on your highways. save us a drink, yes ? and we'll all toast you.

slayda · 06-06-2008, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

oh now that's very kind of you Pshrynk but people will start thinking i'm some kind of karma whore if you go sollicitating on my behalf...

i do like accumulating all these superpowers though i will admit (of course karma fortunes are cumulative, why would you even doubt that ??). so in addition to making transoceanic flights without the assistance of an airplane, i also have such glorious talents as :
- with a running start, i can leap into geosynchronous orbit.
- i herd cats with both ease and grace.
- i juggle running chainsaws for a bit of light exercise.
- i am an honorary Texan.
- let us not forget that i load mercury with a pitchfork.

and of course i do all of these things with zen-like beauty.

I am totally impressed that you can even herd cats, let alone with Ease and Grace both helping you.

Ervserver · 06-06-2008, 06:49 PM

I'm all for herding cats

06-06-2008, 02:53 PM	#1
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Someone give Zelda Karma! She is now able to fly trans-Atlantically without an airplane and only needs 43 Karmas to exceed all expectations! I would, but I just gave her some and noticed how close she is to that milestone.

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06-06-2008, 03:05 PM	#2
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	oh now that's very kind of you Pshrynk but people will start thinking i'm some kind of karma whore if you go sollicitating on my behalf... i do like accumulating all these superpowers though i will admit (of course karma fortunes are cumulative, why would you even doubt that ??). so in addition to making transoceanic flights without the assistance of an airplane, i also have such glorious talents as : - with a running start, i can leap into geosynchronous orbit. - i herd cats with both ease and grace. - i juggle running chainsaws for a bit of light exercise. - i am an honorary Texan. - let us not forget that i load mercury with a pitchfork. and of course i do all of these things with zen-like beauty.

06-06-2008, 03:07 PM	#3
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	now you've done it. i've officially exceeded all limitations known to mankind.

06-06-2008, 03:19 PM	#4
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Glad I accomplished my goal for theday. Now i have to go and retrieve massive quantities of beer and champagne, pick up some flowers, and bury my son under the compost pile. If he's nice, I'll even do it post-mortem. Have a great weekend, folks!

06-06-2008, 03:23 PM	#5
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	and to you !! don't open the champagne while driving, i hear people are skittish on your highways. save us a drink, yes ? and we'll all toast you.

06-06-2008, 06:49 PM	#7
Ervserver Wizard Posts: 2,624 Karma: 1008294 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Iowa, USA Device: Nook Simple Touch	I'm all for herding cats