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Solitaire1 · 10-05-2012, 02:39 AM

The win I shall take. I was watching "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" and it's inspired me to celebrate by writing some of the (hopefully) worst poetry ever written:

Zingo boing jango kafizzle
Colly pongo cepot andopot
Brind googoo redot docopt
Wiquig pindo koocoo zapo

pdurrant · 10-05-2012, 03:15 AM

"O freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
Like plurdled gabbleblotchitss on a lurgid bee

"Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

That should have seen off the competition.

I win.

Solitaire1 · 10-05-2012, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

"O freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
Like plurdled gabbleblotchitss on a lurgid bee

"Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

That should have seen off the competition.

I win.

That was actually quite lovely. The metaphors flowed well.

But I've not been chased away, and I now have the win. However, I must anti-work on my poetry quality.

pdurrant · 10-05-2012, 03:37 AM

"The dead swans lay in the stagnent pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal."

I win.

Solitaire1 · 10-05-2012, 03:45 AM

The horrid clothing was a new concept
but was somehow fitting Linda's
current situation when she found
herself in polyester pinstripe shirt and
pants and dirty clodhopper shoes.

I win, and I will work to make the prose even worse.

pdurrant · 10-05-2012, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

I win, and I will work to make the prose even worse.

"These forty years now, I've been speaking in prose without knowing it!"

I win.

HomeInMyShoes · 10-05-2012, 07:42 AM

Even poetry won't frighten me away.

I win.

red_phoenix · 10-05-2012, 08:04 AM

Hello Everyone.

I win.

HomeInMyShoes · 10-05-2012, 08:24 AM

Hello fiery red bird.

I win.

red_phoenix · 10-05-2012, 08:26 AM

Good morning Ginormous Intergalactic Robot. Having a good day so far?

I win.

HomeInMyShoes · 10-05-2012, 08:43 AM

Excellent. Everything is coming together.

I win.

red_phoenix · 10-05-2012, 08:44 AM

That is good to hear.

I win.

pdurrant · 10-05-2012, 08:49 AM

Hello everyone,

If poetry that bad won't drive you away, I'll have to think of something else.

Fire! Fire! Run for your lives!

I win.

HomeInMyShoes · 10-05-2012, 08:50 AM

Yelling fire at a phoenix. Lol.

I win.

pdurrant · 10-05-2012, 08:50 AM

True.

And watch out for the water from the fire hoses!

I win.

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10-05-2012, 02:39 AM	#21496
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,238 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	The win I shall take. I was watching "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" and it's inspired me to celebrate by writing some of the (hopefully) worst poetry ever written: Zingo boing jango kafizzle Colly pongo cepot andopot Brind googoo redot docopt Wiquig pindo koocoo zapo

10-05-2012, 03:15 AM	#21497
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 71,490 Karma: 306214458 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Voyage	"O freddled gruntbuggly Thy micturations are to me Like plurdled gabbleblotchitss on a lurgid bee "Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!" That should have seen off the competition. I win.

10-05-2012, 03:37 AM	#21499
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 71,490 Karma: 306214458 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Voyage	"The dead swans lay in the stagnent pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occassionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal." I win.

10-05-2012, 03:45 AM	#21500
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,238 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	The horrid clothing was a new concept but was somehow fitting Linda's current situation when she found herself in polyester pinstripe shirt and pants and dirty clodhopper shoes. I win, and I will work to make the prose even worse.

10-05-2012, 07:42 AM	#21502
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Even poetry won't frighten me away. I win.

10-05-2012, 08:04 AM	#21503
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	Hello Everyone. I win.

10-05-2012, 08:24 AM	#21504
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Hello fiery red bird. I win.

10-05-2012, 08:26 AM	#21505
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	Good morning Ginormous Intergalactic Robot. Having a good day so far? I win.

10-05-2012, 08:43 AM	#21506
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Excellent. Everything is coming together. I win.

10-05-2012, 08:44 AM	#21507
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	That is good to hear. I win.

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10-05-2012, 08:49 AM	#21508
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 71,490 Karma: 306214458 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Voyage	Hello everyone, If poetry that bad won't drive you away, I'll have to think of something else. Fire! Fire! Run for your lives! I win.

10-05-2012, 08:50 AM	#21509
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Yelling fire at a phoenix. Lol. I win.

10-05-2012, 08:50 AM	#21510
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 71,490 Karma: 306214458 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Voyage	True. And watch out for the water from the fire hoses! I win.