Humorous Adventure Book for All Ages - Bloated Goat - Page 3

Manley Peterson · 12-19-2011, 09:42 PM

Looking for a funny book for Christmas? Check out Bloated Goat. It is a laugh-out-loud adventure filled with killer mushrooms, stinky skunks, and a fat goat. Read it for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.

Manley Peterson · 01-06-2012, 08:56 PM

Bloated Goat has over 27 reviews averaging 4 stars on Kindle and Nook. Reviewers say it is funny, wild, and outrageous. Check it out for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.

Manley Peterson · 01-28-2012, 09:34 PM

Here's a sample from Bloated Goat. If it tickles your fancy, you can buy it for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.

Chapter Four

“Can I help it that I’m a hungry carnivore?” Walter Wolf questioned his wife. “A guy’s gotta eat, right?”

“Yes, I realize that, honey, but when my mother comes to visit that doesn’t mean you get to gnaw on her hind leg,” said Walter’s nameless wife, as she carried her traumatized mother over to the couch and gently sat her down.

“Look, you don’t even have a name, and I’m hungry. Your mother comes over here every day at lunchtime. What am I supposed to do? She smells so good! Besides, I wasn’t going to eat all of her,” Walter mumbled.

[Excessive - MODERATOR]

His nameless wife flopped down on the couch next to her mother and cried on her shoulder. The old rabbit patted her daughter’s snout and whispered a few encouraging words. Then, she turned and sneered at Walter. Her cuddly face contorted and twisted into the most ferocious expression Walter had ever seen on a rabbit. Truthfully, it chilled him to his core. His tail immediately dropped between his legs, and he ran yelping out the door into the forest. He had run about two miles before he remembered the script and started hunting for a rooster, an old shark, and a bloated goat.

Manley Peterson · 02-19-2012, 05:04 PM

Bloated Goat has over 28 reviews averaging 4 stars on Kindle and Nook. Reviewers say it is funny, wild, and outrageous. Check it out for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.

Manley Peterson · 08-30-2012, 01:10 PM

Get ready to enjoy a gut-busting adventure full of crazy forest animals and hilarious dialogue. You’ll meet Granny Hammy, Cocky Doodle, Bloated Goat, and a wide assortment of other wacky characters as they romp around like lunatics. It seems everyone wants to get Bloated Goat for one reason or another, but you’ll have to read the book to experience the explosive ending.

If you enjoy Pixar and Walt Disney films, you will definitely enjoy reading Bloated Goat.

Available on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.

01-28-2012, 09:34 PM	#33
Manley Peterson Author of Bloated Goat Posts: 105 Karma: 100000 Join Date: Nov 2010 Device: Kindle	Bloated Goat - Humorous Children's Book Here's a sample from Bloated Goat. If it tickles your fancy, you can buy it for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords. Chapter Four “Can I help it that I’m a hungry carnivore?” Walter Wolf questioned his wife. “A guy’s gotta eat, right?” “Yes, I realize that, honey, but when my mother comes to visit that doesn’t mean you get to gnaw on her hind leg,” said Walter’s nameless wife, as she carried her traumatized mother over to the couch and gently sat her down. “Look, you don’t even have a name, and I’m hungry. Your mother comes over here every day at lunchtime. What am I supposed to do? She smells so good! Besides, I wasn’t going to eat all of her,” Walter mumbled. [Excessive - MODERATOR] His nameless wife flopped down on the couch next to her mother and cried on her shoulder. The old rabbit patted her daughter’s snout and whispered a few encouraging words. Then, she turned and sneered at Walter. Her cuddly face contorted and twisted into the most ferocious expression Walter had ever seen on a rabbit. Truthfully, it chilled him to his core. His tail immediately dropped between his legs, and he ran yelping out the door into the forest. He had run about two miles before he remembered the script and started hunting for a rooster, an old shark, and a bloated goat. Last edited by Dr. Drib; 08-31-2012 at 11:37 AM.

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12-19-2011, 09:42 PM	#31
Manley Peterson Author of Bloated Goat Posts: 105 Karma: 100000 Join Date: Nov 2010 Device: Kindle	Looking for a funny book for Christmas? Check out Bloated Goat. It is a laugh-out-loud adventure filled with killer mushrooms, stinky skunks, and a fat goat. Read it for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.

01-06-2012, 08:56 PM	#32
Manley Peterson Author of Bloated Goat Posts: 105 Karma: 100000 Join Date: Nov 2010 Device: Kindle	Bloated Goat has over 27 reviews averaging 4 stars on Kindle and Nook. Reviewers say it is funny, wild, and outrageous. Check it out for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.

02-19-2012, 05:04 PM	#34
Manley Peterson Author of Bloated Goat Posts: 105 Karma: 100000 Join Date: Nov 2010 Device: Kindle	Bloated Goat has over 28 reviews averaging 4 stars on Kindle and Nook. Reviewers say it is funny, wild, and outrageous. Check it out for $.99 on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.

08-30-2012, 01:10 PM	#35
Manley Peterson Author of Bloated Goat Posts: 105 Karma: 100000 Join Date: Nov 2010 Device: Kindle	Get ready to enjoy a gut-busting adventure full of crazy forest animals and hilarious dialogue. You’ll meet Granny Hammy, Cocky Doodle, Bloated Goat, and a wide assortment of other wacky characters as they romp around like lunatics. It seems everyone wants to get Bloated Goat for one reason or another, but you’ll have to read the book to experience the explosive ending. If you enjoy Pixar and Walt Disney films, you will definitely enjoy reading Bloated Goat. Available on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords.