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05-11-2015, 11:34 AM | #211 |
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If you realy want to here about it the first thing you'll probibly want to no is where I learned to rite, and why my spelling is so lousy, and what my editor was doing while he was surposed to edit my book and all that crap, but I dont feel like going into it and you dont deserve any better anyway since you bought my novel from amazon for 99c and it is friggin selfpublished and has a shiny spaceship and a women with big boobs on the cover.
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"Form up, form up, there is plenty of room for all the souls in line, so don't worry because after all this is eternity," a voice seemed to boom out over the air at him though he couldn't see a loud speaker anywhere within his view.
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When she swept into the room, I immediately threw a pail of water at her and watched her dissolve -silly thing riding her broom in public!
As he "bravely" hung from a large nail driven into the giant's club, suspended nearly forty feet above the lava, jack seriously reconsidered his career choice. As his gravitationally powered spaceship prototype continued to accelerate uncontrollably toward the nearest sun, the professor writer realized his only hope of surviving his current predicament revolved around refining his equations sentence to properly place a comma period. Last edited by TechniSol; 05-11-2015 at 03:27 PM. |
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Lovely. For a properly soul-crushing effect this should of course be the first sentence of a 1000-page novel at least.
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