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Old 09-25-2014, 12:30 PM   #8071
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Old 09-25-2014, 02:44 PM   #8072
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Old 09-29-2014, 05:37 AM   #8073
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Friends don't let friends solve differential equations drunk.
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Old 09-29-2014, 05:40 AM   #8074
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I had a racing snail, and thought it would go faster if I removed it's shell...

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It only made it more sluggish.
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:05 AM   #8075
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I had a racing snail, and thought it would go faster if I removed it's shell...
Boo... hisss..... phbbbbbbbbbttt.....

On the other hand, I rather like the 'idea' of a racing snail.
It's sort of like 'killer sheep' or an 'attack sloth.'


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Old 09-29-2014, 08:36 AM   #8076
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:55 AM   #8077
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The owner of a Tesla Roadster seeing a Tesla model S go by:

"Wow! Look at that S car go!"

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Old 09-29-2014, 09:37 AM   #8078
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I hear a pinch of salt will make them more bubbly.
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Old 09-29-2014, 01:21 PM   #8079
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Old 09-29-2014, 04:06 PM   #8080
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On the other hand, I rather like the 'idea' of a racing snail.
It's sort of like 'killer sheep' or an 'attack sloth.'


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Old 09-29-2014, 07:43 PM   #8081
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Hmmmm ... it's available on Netflix .... hmmm ... how bad could it be .....
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:21 PM   #8082
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uhhh ... bad, no make that BAD!!
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Old 09-30-2014, 02:03 AM   #8083
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How have I managed to get through life without seeing this film?!
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Old 09-30-2014, 03:42 AM   #8084
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Wouldn't that be 'Baaaa-hhd?


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Old 09-30-2014, 04:10 AM   #8085
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I managed to resist the temptation of that one, Stitchawl.
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