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Now what?
  
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11-15-2015, 12:35 AM
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Grand Sorcerer
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Or maybe you *did* nibble and the horror of remembering is why you are
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11-15-2015, 08:40 AM
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Now what?
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11-15-2015, 10:18 AM
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Grand Sorcerer
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Thanksgiving . . .
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11-23-2015, 06:51 PM
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Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best Friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over and two said he was still there. |
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11-23-2015, 07:08 PM
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Thanksgiving . . .
 
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11-25-2015, 01:59 PM
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curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ
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11-25-2015, 09:03 PM
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Thanksgiving . . .
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11-28-2015, 09:02 AM
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Bah, humbug!
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11-28-2015, 09:38 AM
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A joke . . .
 
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11-29-2015, 05:38 AM
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Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me." The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly." The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years." 
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11-29-2015, 10:14 AM
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Humorous . . .
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11-30-2015, 05:51 AM
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The Couch Potato
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
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12-01-2015, 12:47 AM
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The Couch Potato
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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden, an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with him standing right there.
"NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a policeman came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY MERCEDES DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!" he exclaimed. "You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?" the lawyer asked. "HA!" the policeman replied, "You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about are your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed: "MY ROLEX!"
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12-01-2015, 09:29 AM
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Grand Sorcerer
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Humorous . . .
 
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