03-05-2013, 12:53 PM | #6196 |
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Brilliant!
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03-05-2013, 01:50 PM | #6197 |
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^^ Like it .
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03-05-2013, 02:25 PM | #6198 |
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03-05-2013, 04:49 PM | #6199 |
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Not so much a joke as a funny picture - at least I think it's funny. Those of you who know the game "World of Tanks" may appreciate it more.
In any case, you know that tanks tend to be rather heavy. Spoiler:
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03-05-2013, 07:41 PM | #6200 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them. |
03-06-2013, 08:11 PM | #6201 |
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03-06-2013, 08:31 PM | #6202 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Bill was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died. "All right, son," Said Will, "what does that show you?" "Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms." |
03-07-2013, 07:57 AM | #6203 |
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I love it lol, spotted the T-50 right away. I just started playing last month and enjoyed flying with the T-50.
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03-07-2013, 11:50 AM | #6204 |
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I like to tell chemistry jokes periodically.
Potassium: Want to hear a chemistry joke? Sodium: Na... I would tell another chemistry joke but all the good ones argon. |
03-07-2013, 05:21 PM | #6205 |
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Three groans.
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03-07-2013, 09:35 PM | #6206 |
Is that a sandwich?
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My bed gets mysteriously more comfortable in the morning… anybody else?
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03-08-2013, 08:48 AM | #6207 |
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03-08-2013, 08:58 AM | #6208 |
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03-08-2013, 11:38 AM | #6209 |
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A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He’s assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, “We've been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.” So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, “We forgot the R. We forgot the R.“ His forehead is all bloodied and bruised, and he’s crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, “What’s wrong, Father?” With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, “The word should be celebRate!” |
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