02-20-2013, 03:22 PM | #6121 |
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What best selling book did the bovine write when her male friend passed away?
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02-20-2013, 03:22 PM | #6122 |
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What single word describes the actions of a male cow who swallowed a hand-grenade?
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02-20-2013, 03:58 PM | #6123 |
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Renè Descartes was sitting in a pub and the barkeeper asks: "You like another beer?"
Descartes answers: "No, I don't think!" POOF!!! and he disappears.... Spoiler:
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02-20-2013, 05:05 PM | #6124 |
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From the wide range of my posts in this thread, I'm sure 50% of them need no explanation at all, 50% of them should not be explained at all, and the other 50% are better off left at the confused stares and head-scratching state.
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02-20-2013, 05:42 PM | #6125 |
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Steven, you obviously had the same maths teacher as Stitchawl and me!
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02-20-2013, 06:33 PM | #6126 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...
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How'd you spot that? I didn't see anything amiss. Stitchawl |
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02-20-2013, 07:46 PM | #6128 |
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02-21-2013, 12:16 AM | #6129 |
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02-21-2013, 12:19 AM | #6130 |
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02-21-2013, 04:30 AM | #6131 |
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At a job interview.
"What would you say was your greatest weakness?" "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a damn what you think." |
02-21-2013, 08:48 AM | #6132 |
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I took my copy of Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species and compared it to a copy from a friend of mine who lives on the other side of the river and found several minor differences between the two.
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02-21-2013, 10:04 AM | #6133 |
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02-21-2013, 01:18 PM | #6134 |
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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?" They shook their heads and looked at each other. very confused.. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?" One of the steelworkers yelled down , "Why?" The worker yelled back, " Cause his mom's here with his lunch." |
02-21-2013, 01:28 PM | #6135 |
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It's rather easy, actually. You wrap the box around the seal and applies pressure. Using pressure in food conservation is a new trend - but unfortunately the method often causes the seal to break and the food is ruined
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