50% off 4 ebooks by Ted Summerfield. July only.

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Final Decree. A Dead Dog Divorce. Regular price $1.99. July only it's $0.99. Discount code displayed on download page.

A story of one hellish divorce, based in part on real events, and a cautionary tale for both men and women. Download here.

Dopey Stories Regular price $1.99. July only it's $0.99. Discount code displayed on download page.



"Dopey Stories" is a collection of 7 short stories: Bob the Road Painter, Minnie Tushi meets her love in Bald Knob, Bob and the Dickheads, An Ordinary Man, The Dumb Clucks Who Caused All The Trouble, Sal Acious meets Tim Orous, and The Beautiful Ms. Ann Thrope. The stories may make you say "huh?", as they are a little weird. Download here.

Joint Effort. Regular price $1.99. July only it's $0.99. Discount code displayed on download page.



This story is about a group of high school kids who become one of the largest producers of pot in British Columbia. How the group started, how they cleaned their cash, how they moved their product, and how they later built their underground bunkers for pot production, is retold from the account of one of the members. This ebook contains course language. Down here.

The Mechanics Of Confusion. Regular price $2.99. July only it's $1.50. Discount code displayed on download page.


This ebook is part of a book Patti Craig and I never got a chance to finish. These poems are an insight into her life, her loves, her idea of love, and her compulsion for love. Appendix includes 5 notes to former lovers, who failed to click with Patti. Download this ebook here.