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Old 04-10-2015, 02:40 PM   #8581
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Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana...

Batman!!!!!!!



Dang it. I hate when a continuation of a theme rolls to the next page.

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Old 04-10-2015, 02:45 PM   #8582
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Old 04-11-2015, 12:16 AM   #8583
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Old 04-11-2015, 10:13 AM   #8584
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Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana...

Batman!!!!!!!



Dang it. I hate when a continuation of a theme rolls to the next page.
Nana naaana...nana naaana...hey hey hey...goo-oodby!


(that one'll stick with you fer a few hours):P

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Old 04-13-2015, 02:08 PM   #8585
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It's also the name of a plant (actually quite a lot of plants as it means small or dwarf...).

Hence "We dug a hole in the garden and put a Nana in it...."
So does that mean a dwarf banana is a nananana?
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Old 04-14-2015, 09:25 AM   #8586
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So does that mean a dwarf banana is a nananana?
This plantain is one in a billion...

It's a nano-nana.
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Old 04-14-2015, 09:28 AM   #8587
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I wouldn't think it fun to try to come up with banana jokes, but I have to admit...

They have a peal!
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Old 04-14-2015, 10:27 AM   #8588
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They have a peal!
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Old 04-15-2015, 06:26 AM   #8589
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Old 04-15-2015, 08:11 AM   #8590
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Old 04-16-2015, 01:23 PM   #8591
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A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive!

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.

Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?'

'Well, 'he explained, ‘the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.' I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'

"Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.

I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'
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The Parable of the Jewish Samurai…

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.

After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
< br>The Japanese Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.

"What a feat!" said the Emperor.

"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."

The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swish!*swish!* The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"

The Jewish Samurai, Schmuel Obi-wan Feinsilber, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly. He drew his samurai sword and *swoooooosh!* flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew
through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!

In disappointment. The Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead?" replied the Jewish Samurai. Dead is easy. But circumcised…?


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I was driving with my friend. We come to a red light and he speeds up and whips right through it.

I start freaking out "Hey man, your going to get us killed!"

He replies "Relax, my brother drives like this."

We come to another red light and he blazes right through.

"You're going to get arrested or get us killed!"

"Relax this is how my brother drives."

We come to a green light he stops dead looking both ways.

"Dude, it's green you can go."

"Nah man, my brother might be coming the other way."
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