06-25-2009, 08:47 AM | #91 |
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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Some of us have to work for a living, you know. Not sure who that applies to, but it sure sounds good.
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06-25-2009, 08:54 AM | #92 |
When's Doughnut Day?
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06-25-2009, 09:03 AM | #93 | |
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06-25-2009, 09:09 AM | #94 |
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06-25-2009, 12:43 PM | #95 | |
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You're asking to choose between a trigger happy stick twirler, a lethal snacker of worlds and a beer prescribing apprentice pshychologist... I like beer as a treatment and I got to snack on my part of this world... That leaves the stick twirler. Off to the closet. Do we have one? |
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06-26-2009, 06:53 AM | #96 | |
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I wrote it all down, but VR ate it.
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06-26-2009, 04:33 PM | #97 | |||
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Don't worry. Here in the UK we get sanity from the councils and government for free. <mumbling from off-stage> What? Oh. Sorry, it's the insanity we get from the local councils and government. Well, I'm sure it'll do till we get the legal challenge set up. I'm sure Ricky will help in this case. Quote:
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06-27-2009, 08:56 AM | #98 |
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ah, heu, i've recently discovered that due to a programming error which occurred one day while the fish was on a break, that switch is actually missing from some profile CPs. sorry for the inconvenience. the fish is hoping to rectify the omission in a future update. we've got no info on a projected implementation date, as fish seem not to operate under the same sense of time as the rest of us.
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06-27-2009, 10:37 AM | #99 | |
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06-27-2009, 10:48 AM | #100 | |
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"oner" is like "on" but to the power of eleventy. very few people have the mental fortitude to cope with this setting, and the ones who do have endured many years of rigourous training and preparation first. "dis-onest" is the opposite of one step beyond "oner". "marc" you're right to be scared. that setting tangles every possible trouser leg of reality into a single inextricable knot (frequently referred to as the "rich tapestry") and while a steady stream of zcds (preferably taken intravenously) should help attenuate the effects it's generally recommended that you just not try it. particularly those exhibiting a particularly sensitive reaction to squirrels. |
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06-28-2009, 08:29 AM | #103 |
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Hey...look at that...
Hey, everybody! Mine's got an "Adrian" setting! Hmm, it's kind of smudged...with something brown, sticky, kind of awful-smelling-except-with-an-undercurrent-of-banana-that's-kinda-pleasant-which-is-odd-because-I-don't-like-bananas. It's been used...quite often it seems, from the fingerprints amidst the smearing. I'm gonna flick it. Yeah, I'll do that. Now. Hey look, my epidermal ridges slide right into the fingerprints like a banana into its own skin...[click!........ wwwwwwwWWWWWHIIIIRRRRRRRRRR....POCK! doioioioioioing....BANG!] [DIVIDE BY FISH ERROR. PLEASE INSERT AND LET THE DOG OUT, AND CAN YOU PICK UP SOME SQUIRREL MILK ON THE WAY HOME. REINSERT UNIVERSE AND PRESS EVERY KEY] ...and now a word from our sponsors... AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRoh,look,a cookieGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "Normal service will return shortly. Please check the letter before dialling again. At the third stroke, it will be eleventy-oh-five and I'm going back for seconds. Hold your ears, folks - it's Squirrel Time! Okay boobies and tubies, let's go to the videotape!" In the beginning was the word, and the bird was the word. Everything starts... ...NOW! Thank you for calling Adrian. How can I help you? Last edited by montsnmags; 06-28-2009 at 08:31 AM. |
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ahem. all persons who have not undergone the appropriate training / filed a complete set of waivers / submitted written permission from their medical practitioner, please disregard the above post completely. just pretend you didn't see it. really. it will make things much easier for you.
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06-28-2009, 03:53 PM | #105 | |
Enjoying the show....
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