Corrupt-a-Wish

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Granted. You had three wishes, and a full day to use them. That day being exactly one year ago.

I wish for Buck Rogers.

Yo, there, Mr. Dylrob. WHAT do you wish for Buck Rogers? Do wish that he marry Ginger and move to Cleveland? Do you wish that he run for mayor there? Do wish that he would finally switch from briefs to boxers? Or perhaps do you wish to own Buck Rogers? I don't think he's for sale. Nevertheless, your wish is granted. You now own him. Be sure to fulfill the other desires. I'll look up Ginger's phone number and send you a link to the Fruit-of-the-Loom website.

I wish Patricia would return to us soon so I could see her photos of PORTUGAL!

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I wish Patricia would return to us soon so I could see her photos of PORTUGAL!

Granted. Unfortunately, because there are so many (she took pictures of the entire country, y'see...) they crash the MR site with minutes of being uploaded.

I wish the yeti got along with ebook readers so he would sign up here so I didn't have to explain to him why I kept giggling, or exclaiming "Portugal!" when he said he was posting a parcel to Portugal...

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I wish the yeti got along with ebook readers so he would sign up here so I didn't have to explain to him why I kept giggling, or exclaiming "Portugal!" when he said he was posting a parcel to Portugal...

granted. but in his enthusiasm he first steals your liseuse and you never get it back, and then becomes such an active poster in the llounge that you have to spend all your waking hours online to keep up with the threads, and you lose your job and your friends forget what you look like. also, the references to squirrels and random cries of "PORTUGAL !!" in your house increase exponentially, and everyone who knows you thinks you have both gone insane.

i wish that whatever i was in the mood to eat would magically appear in my refrigerator, without necessitating a trip to the store or any preparation.

[Lady Blue]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i wish that whatever i was in the mood to eat would magically appear in my refrigerator, without necessitating a trip to the store or any preparation.

Granted, but now you're cursed with an insatiable craving for mood food. You spend 24 hours a day posting to MR with your toes because both your hands are stuffing mood food in you face. You're getting bigger and bigger until you're nearly as big as the refrigerator, which is now too small because you're in the mood for more food than your refrigerator can hold.

But wait, it's a magical refrigerator after all. And since you don't specify HOW MUCH you're in the mood for, an enormous amount of mood food magically appears within the confines of the refrigerator until it stretches to gargantuan size and keeps expanding. You've eaten so much mood food that you can no longer fit through your door.

Your refrigerator keeps filling with mood food, growing larger and larger, contorting through interior doorways, filling every inch of every room and begins bulging out of the windows, threatening to explode all over the shums below (if only.) You barely have room to breathe.

It's crushed your computer and you can no longer post at MR. Well, that does it! That development makes you totally loose your appetite. But alas, too late (sniff, sniff.) You're computer is already crushed to the size of a mint tin. You need to get to a computer NOW. You just MUST post to MR, YOU MUST! But you're still too huge to fit through the door, and the fridge stopped expanding just short of busting through the wall so you could escape. You're trapped and can't make it to the Paris meet-up. What will you do, oh what WILL you do? Poor Z.


I don't thiink I want to make a wish.

[Dylrob]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

I don't thiink I want to make a wish.

Refusal to wish automatically results in the corruption of the previous wish to be applied onto you as well:

Granted, but now you're cursed with an insatiable craving for mood food. You spend 24 hours a day posting to MR with your toes because both your hands are stuffing mood food in you face. You're getting bigger and bigger until you're nearly as big as the refrigerator, which is now too small because you're in the mood for more food than your refrigerator can hold.

But wait, it's a magical refrigerator after all. And since you don't specify HOW MUCH you're in the mood for, an enormous amount of mood food magically appears within the confines of the refrigerator until it stretches to gargantuan size and keeps expanding. You've eaten so much mood food that you can no longer fit through your door.

Your refrigerator keeps filling with mood food, growing larger and larger, contorting through interior doorways, filling every inch of every room and begins bulging out of the windows, threatening to explode all over the shums below (if only.) You barely have room to breathe.

It's crushed your computer and you can no longer post at MR. Well, that does it! That development makes you totally loose your appetite. But alas, too late (sniff, sniff.) You're computer is already crushed to the size of a mint tin. You need to get to a computer NOW. You just MUST post to MR, YOU MUST! But you're still too huge to fit through the door, and the fridge stopped expanding just short of busting through the wall so you could escape. You're trapped and can't make it to the Paris meet-up. What will you do, oh what WILL you do? Poor Lady Blue.

I wish for something vague.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

...

I wish for something vague.

Granted. Dylrob, meet Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton mean Dylrob...no, Paris, over here. No, that's a wardrobe...this is Dylrob...yes, you can go shopping for shoes later...no, that's the hat-tree; Dylrob is the one with the legs...aaaand that's a chair. ~sigh~

Anyway Dylrob...vague you wished for, and vague you've got (Suggestion: Don't come within 50cm of her without latex gloves and an all-over body-salve of creme-penicillin).

I wish we all weren't so enamoured of celebrity.

Cheers,
Marc

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Granted. Instead celebrity is now enamoured of us, and the likes of Paris Hilton et al invade the llounge wondering what it's all about, and harrassing us to be their friends.

I wish all the "celeb" gossip mags suddenly ceased to exist, their existing staff became investigative journalists and we had an equivilant amount of mags/papers devoted to real journalism instead.

[pshrynk]

Granted. Welcome to the Conversatory!

I wish that Farking Spring would at least turn into Pothole Season.

[Patricia]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I wish Patricia would return to us soon so I could see her photos of PORTUGAL!

Granted. Here I am, back again.
Actually, I didn't take any pictures at all. But I had just given my partner a new camera for his birthday, so I let him take lots of them.

I wish that pshrynk had Portuguese weather. It was mostly sunny, with a fresh breeze.

[pshrynk]

Granted.



What? I am not about to corrupt that one!

I wish oh, look! Dr Who!

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Granted.



What? I am not about to corrupt that one!

I wish oh, look! Dr Who!

Granted, Dr Who is now your patient and your name is Rose Tyler. You'll now have to deal with all of the troubles of MR, mankind and alien beings and non-beings, in all present, past and future tenses.

I wish I had a ZCD to watch the show in all tenses.

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Granted, Dr Who is now your patient and your name is Rose Tyler. You'll now have to deal with all of the troubles of MR, mankind and alien beings and non-beings, in all present, past and future tenses.

I wish I had a ZCD to watch the show in all tenses.

Granted. I'm not going to elaborate, the ZCD will corrupt your wish enough by itself

I wish I wasn't allergic to nickel

[Patricia]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I wish I wasn't allergic to nickel

I'm not sure that wish should be granted, Am. Just tell people that base metals won't do. Then they'll have to give you gold earrings for your birthday.

I'm wishing for fine weather this weekend at the Paris meet-up.

[Dylrob]

Since Patricia won't do it...

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I wish I wasn't allergic to nickel

Granted. Now you're allergic to every other US currency.

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Since Patricia won't do it...



Granted. Now you're allergic to every other US currency.

I wish Dylrob had played the game and wished for a wish....