Silliness Chicken - Page 208

Solitaire1 · 10-16-2015, 11:33 AM

Who you gonna call? Chook Eaters!

I ain't afraid of no chook!

AprilHare · 10-18-2015, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Who you gonna call? Chook Eaters!

I ain't afraid of no chook!

You haven't seen this chook, sir.
You won't until it's too late..

Solitaire1 · 10-19-2015, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

You haven't seen this chook, sir.
You won't until it's too late..

Although I've taken on a pumpkin form for the holiday, in my own form you can't sneak up on me because: (1) we owls have razor-sharp eyesight that can spot a mouse from far away, (2) our hearing is quite good and that allows us to hear of prey rustling in the grass, and (3) we can rotate our heads 360 degrees so we can see you coming from any direction.

BTW, I saw you from over a mile away. It looked like you were really enjoying eating that corn.

poohbear_nc · 10-21-2015, 06:58 PM

I hab a bery bad code .....

I had to do a berry bad ding ....

It was medicinal ....

In my soup bowl ....

I'm going to burn in the fires of KFC for my transgression ....

cromag · 10-22-2015, 09:04 PM

I'm sorry. Was this you?

http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/2015/10/22

poohbear_nc · 10-22-2015, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cromag

I'm sorry. Was this you?

http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/2015/10/22

Yeb ... it wassshh medicinal .....

AprilHare · 10-23-2015, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Although I've taken on a pumpkin form for the holiday, in my own form you can't sneak up on me because: (1) we owls have razor-sharp eyesight that can spot a mouse from far away, (2) our hearing is quite good and that allows us to hear of prey rustling in the grass, and (3) we can rotate our heads 360 degrees so we can see you coming from any direction.

BTW, I saw you from over a mile away. It looked like you were really enjoying eating that corn.

Guessing I eat corn is like guessing the sun rises once a day.
You didn't see me. I laid convincing decoys. You will only know I am there from the pain, blindness and knowledge of certain death.
Your head may swivel, but it won't swivel fast enough!
I am a silent chicken bent on your destruction. Fear me.

5thWiggleWife · 10-23-2015, 10:02 PM

Solitaire1 · 10-24-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

Guessing I eat corn is like guessing the sun rises once a day.
You didn't see me. I laid convincing decoys. You will only know I am there from the pain, blindness and knowledge of certain death.
Your head may swivel, but it won't swivel fast enough!
I am a silent chicken bent on your destruction. Fear me.

Well, it looks like your vest is made of leather, so it will be easy to hear you coming because leather squeaks. However, it is possible that I am wrong and your vest is actually made of polyester...which will still make it easy to hear you coming due to the gold chains around your neck (gold chains and polyester go together like peanut butter and chocolate).

I can tell the difference between a decoy and a real chicken. Although I will admit that they are good copies, they are not good enough to fool a careful observer like myself. For one things, the copies don't breath.

BTW, there's more than just me seeking chicken. I have many fellow owls who are looking forward to a tasty meal. Look to the skies and there they are.

*A flock of owls is high in the sky...and "The Flight of Valkyries" is heard as the background music. Their sharp eyes are on the lookout for...chickens!*

AprilHare · 10-26-2015, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Well, it looks like your vest is made of leather, so it will be easy to hear you coming because leather squeaks. However, it is possible that I am wrong and your vest is actually made of polyester...which will still make it easy to hear you coming due to the gold chains around your neck (gold chains and polyester go together like peanut butter and chocolate).

I can tell the difference between a decoy and a real chicken. Although I will admit that they are good copies, they are not good enough to fool a careful observer like myself. For one things, the copies don't breath.

BTW, there's more than just me seeking chicken. I have many fellow owls who are looking forward to a tasty meal. Look to the skies and there they are.

*A flock of owls is high in the sky...and "The Flight of Valkyries" is heard as the background music. Their sharp eyes are on the lookout for...chickens!*

My fine attire is silent and in fact a incredibly light suit of armour. Think "Kingsman" for chickens and you'll get it.
You sir couldn't tell the difference between one of my advanced decoys and a real chicken! They have simulated breathing and everything. The simpler decoys are there to throw you off and waste your time..
The other owls are already being hunted as we speak. You could say the hunters has become the hunted.
I am moving in for the kill. Be patient, I will attend to your death shortly.

eschwartz · 10-26-2015, 08:49 PM

Oh dear.

You know, Solitaire1, I did warn you about this in post #3093...

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Also, I am pretty sure I saw AprilHare buying some form of protective clothing this morning, at Titanium Haute Enterprises Mfg. (T.H.E.M.)

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

Protective clothing is just the beginning of our formidable plans..

AprilHare · 10-28-2015, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by eschwartz

Oh dear.

You know, Solitaire1, I did warn you about this in post #3093...

There is more. Much more.
Our underwater squadron, for instance.. but I've said enough.

pdurrant · 10-28-2015, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Yeb ... it wassshh medicinal .....

I am shocked!

AprilHare · 10-30-2015, 03:53 AM

Chookkind will discipline poohbear. When the war is over.

Solitaire1 · 11-17-2015, 11:55 AM

Unfortunately, at least one chicken has turned to the chicken-eating side, as shown in this video:

Other chickens who enter a KFC might be turned too.

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11-17-2015, 11:55 AM	#3120
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,247 Karma: 66666666 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor	Unfortunately, at least one chicken has turned to the chicken-eating side, as shown in this video: Other chickens who enter a KFC might be turned too.