Bobby on a stick - A paranormal fantasy satire/parody adventure

Stoneforger · 12-05-2011, 01:22 PM

A professional thief, Bobby Barhoe, has a problem with the Mafia: They want him to do a job which he can't possibly pull off, because one of his most valuable associates, John Staikos, had just had a terrible accident involving an oxygen tank and a blowtorch.

Desperately seeking to vanish as swiftly as possible, Bobby seeks the help of an old flame of his, Eileen Novorski. On his way there though, he runs over a horse, and the owner is an Alabama tribe shaman with a purpose: Help Bobby to bring John back from the dead, save his life, and perhaps have a couple of drinks while they're at it.

Will Bobby be able to really bring John back to life? Will they do the job in time? Or will they end up in the Parking Lot of Eternity, forever trying to find a free spot?

In his efforts, he will team up with a shaman, and almost die a number of times, fighting evil spirits, and demons, as well as get involved in a war against the forces of Hell itself.

Available as a Kindle e-book here, for $0.99:
http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-sti...dp/B006I3GFO8/

Special price of $0.00 (FREE) for Amazon Prime members.
Also FREE for a limited time, between December 16 and December 18!
Enrolled in the KDP Select Program to encourage book lending!

Stoneforger · 12-17-2011, 03:20 AM

Bobby on a stick - a paranormal fantasy parody/adventure novel available for FREE from the Amazon stores!

From December 16 to December 18 (Friday to midnight Sunday, Pacific Time)

http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-stick-ebook/dp/B006I3GFO8/

A professional thief, Bobby Barhoe, has a problem with the Mafia: They want him to do a job which he can't possibly pull off, because one of his most valuable associates, John Staikos, had just had a terrible accident involving an oxygen tank and a blowtorch.

Desperately seeking to vanish as swiftly as possible, Bobby seeks the help of an old flame of his, Eileen Novorski. On his way there though, he runs over a horse, and the owner is an Alabama tribe shaman with a purpose: Help Bobby to bring John back from the dead, save his life, and perhaps have a couple of drinks while they're at it.

Will Bobby be able to really bring John back to life? Will they do the job in time? Or will they end up in the Parking Lot of Eternity, forever trying to find a free spot?

In his efforts, he will team up with a shaman, and almost die a number of times, fighting evil spirits, and demons, as well as get involved in a war against the forces of Hell itself.

Stoneforger · 12-24-2011, 03:36 AM

"Bobby on a stick" is available for free from www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-stick-ebook/dp/B006I3GFO8/, just for today. Grab your download, enjoy the holidays, have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Stoneforger · 01-27-2012, 08:13 AM

Grab your free ebook copy of "Bobby on a stick" from Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-sti...dp/B006I3GFO8/

Stoneforger · 09-28-2012, 05:59 AM

From Barnes and Noble:
5 out of 5 - Great laughs!

Really funny and refreshing!Couldn't put it down!

5 out of 5 - Fun and cool

I loved the storyline. Funny and fun to read. Loved it and i suggest it to anyone with a good sense of humor and a love for action and shoking twists. Do not recomend to kids, though. Still great story. Its a little over 300 pages

5 out of 5 - Awesome

Great fun read. The characters are crazy and so is the plot but it works! The earth spirit, the demons, the amnesiac hero all come together for the battle of good against evil in a unique way. Defnitely worth reading. I can only hope there will be a sequel!!

From Amazon:
3 out of 5 - Had an unstoppable five hour read

Endless imagination, applied to describe another version of the physical battle between evil and humanity. If you like both demons and end-of-the-world-is-coming stories, you will like this book that flows easily as water down the hill.
It took me just a long, but pleasant, afternoon to read and keep in mind that english is not my native language!

Check it out and grab a copy! It's FREE!
http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-sti.../dp/B006I3GFO8
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bobb...=2940033062898

Stoneforger · 10-11-2012, 05:18 AM

Apart from Amazon and Barnes & Noble, you can download "Bobby on a stick" for free from:

Diesel e-books
Sony ebookstore
Smashwords

Please read,rate and review. I promise, it's good for the soul!

Stoneforger · 03-31-2013, 05:22 AM

New review in:

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Very good book March 26, 2013
By Matthew Greenbaum
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase

This is an odd but enjoyable book. It keeps you guessing and I look forward to reading more from the author.

Check out "Bobby on a stick" here:

http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-sti.../dp/B006I3GFO8

12-05-2011, 01:22 PM	#1
Stoneforger Connoisseur Posts: 59 Karma: 300498 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greece Device: Kindle	Bobby on a stick - A paranormal fantasy satire/parody adventure A professional thief, Bobby Barhoe, has a problem with the Mafia: They want him to do a job which he can't possibly pull off, because one of his most valuable associates, John Staikos, had just had a terrible accident involving an oxygen tank and a blowtorch. Desperately seeking to vanish as swiftly as possible, Bobby seeks the help of an old flame of his, Eileen Novorski. On his way there though, he runs over a horse, and the owner is an Alabama tribe shaman with a purpose: Help Bobby to bring John back from the dead, save his life, and perhaps have a couple of drinks while they're at it. Will Bobby be able to really bring John back to life? Will they do the job in time? Or will they end up in the Parking Lot of Eternity, forever trying to find a free spot? In his efforts, he will team up with a shaman, and almost die a number of times, fighting evil spirits, and demons, as well as get involved in a war against the forces of Hell itself. Available as a Kindle e-book here, for $0.99: http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-sti...dp/B006I3GFO8/ Special price of $0.00 (FREE) for Amazon Prime members. Also FREE for a limited time, between December 16 and December 18! Enrolled in the KDP Select Program to encourage book lending! Last edited by Stoneforger; 12-14-2011 at 03:10 PM. Reason: Price changes, offer, minor mistake

12-17-2011, 03:20 AM	#2
Stoneforger Connoisseur Posts: 59 Karma: 300498 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greece Device: Kindle	Bobby on a stick e-book from Amazon FREE (December 16 to December 18) Bobby on a stick - a paranormal fantasy parody/adventure novel available for FREE from the Amazon stores! From December 16 to December 18 (Friday to midnight Sunday, Pacific Time) http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-stick-ebook/dp/B006I3GFO8/ A professional thief, Bobby Barhoe, has a problem with the Mafia: They want him to do a job which he can't possibly pull off, because one of his most valuable associates, John Staikos, had just had a terrible accident involving an oxygen tank and a blowtorch. Desperately seeking to vanish as swiftly as possible, Bobby seeks the help of an old flame of his, Eileen Novorski. On his way there though, he runs over a horse, and the owner is an Alabama tribe shaman with a purpose: Help Bobby to bring John back from the dead, save his life, and perhaps have a couple of drinks while they're at it. Will Bobby be able to really bring John back to life? Will they do the job in time? Or will they end up in the Parking Lot of Eternity, forever trying to find a free spot? In his efforts, he will team up with a shaman, and almost die a number of times, fighting evil spirits, and demons, as well as get involved in a war against the forces of Hell itself.

12-24-2011, 03:36 AM	#3
Stoneforger Connoisseur Posts: 59 Karma: 300498 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greece Device: Kindle	FREE for December 24th! Merry Christmas and enjoy the holidays! "Bobby on a stick" is available for free from www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-stick-ebook/dp/B006I3GFO8/, just for today. Grab your download, enjoy the holidays, have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

01-27-2012, 08:13 AM	#4
Stoneforger Connoisseur Posts: 59 Karma: 300498 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greece Device: Kindle	FREE again, for the last time, for Friday, January 27th, from Amazon! Grab your free ebook copy of "Bobby on a stick" from Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-sti...dp/B006I3GFO8/

09-28-2012, 05:59 AM	#5
Stoneforger Connoisseur Posts: 59 Karma: 300498 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greece Device: Kindle	Reviews for Bobby on a Stick! (which is still FREE) From Barnes and Noble: 5 out of 5 - Great laughs! Really funny and refreshing!Couldn't put it down! 5 out of 5 - Fun and cool I loved the storyline. Funny and fun to read. Loved it and i suggest it to anyone with a good sense of humor and a love for action and shoking twists. Do not recomend to kids, though. Still great story. Its a little over 300 pages 5 out of 5 - Awesome Great fun read. The characters are crazy and so is the plot but it works! The earth spirit, the demons, the amnesiac hero all come together for the battle of good against evil in a unique way. Defnitely worth reading. I can only hope there will be a sequel!! From Amazon: 3 out of 5 - Had an unstoppable five hour read Endless imagination, applied to describe another version of the physical battle between evil and humanity. If you like both demons and end-of-the-world-is-coming stories, you will like this book that flows easily as water down the hill. It took me just a long, but pleasant, afternoon to read and keep in mind that english is not my native language! Check it out and grab a copy! It's FREE! http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-sti.../dp/B006I3GFO8 http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bobb...=2940033062898

10-11-2012, 05:18 AM	#6
Stoneforger Connoisseur Posts: 59 Karma: 300498 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greece Device: Kindle	Other places where you can get Bobby for free Apart from Amazon and Barnes & Noble, you can download "Bobby on a stick" for free from: Diesel e-books Sony ebookstore Smashwords Please read,rate and review. I promise, it's good for the soul!

03-31-2013, 05:22 AM	#7
Stoneforger Connoisseur Posts: 59 Karma: 300498 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greece Device: Kindle	New review in: Most Helpful Customer Reviews 4.0 out of 5 stars Very good book March 26, 2013 By Matthew Greenbaum Format:Kindle Edition\|Amazon Verified Purchase This is an odd but enjoyable book. It keeps you guessing and I look forward to reading more from the author. Check out "Bobby on a stick" here: http://www.amazon.com/Bobby-on-a-sti.../dp/B006I3GFO8

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