12-12-2012, 08:35 PM | #1651 |
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Craving tandoori chicken now.
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12-12-2012, 08:44 PM | #1652 |
Now what?
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12-12-2012, 10:10 PM | #1653 |
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Please, continue to burn with anger. Then, you'll cook yourself for us. Plus, if you are trying to encourage us to not eat meat, making veggie burgers less appetizing is probably not a good strategy.
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12-12-2012, 11:31 PM | #1654 |
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Just hold the chicken down and we got ourselves a meal
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12-13-2012, 08:11 AM | #1655 |
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Dear Santa:
I've been a very good chicken this year -- despite the non-stop attempts to consume me by my "friends" - so I think I deserve a nice gift in my stocking. How about a plane ticket to an unnamed location where I can be safe from attempts on my drumsticks? A gift certificate for the Witness Protection Program would be useful too. Or maybe you could use another elf? Thanking you in advance Poohbear |
12-13-2012, 09:27 AM | #1656 |
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You realize with a belly like that Santa probably eats lots of fried chicken?
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12-13-2012, 02:15 PM | #1657 |
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Dear Poohbear,
The gift in your stocking shall be a spit. Lots of hunger, Not actually Santa. |
12-13-2012, 11:47 PM | #1658 | |
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12-14-2012, 08:02 AM | #1659 |
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*sigh*
Dear NASA: About that planned trip to Mars ... no life forms on Mars larger than a single cell, right? Sign me up! Poohbear Goodby cruel world! |
12-14-2012, 12:00 PM | #1660 |
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Sorry but if you go to Mars we chicken eaters will follow you...and we will be very hungry!
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12-14-2012, 01:37 PM | #1661 |
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For some reason, during my pre-lunch (pre-launch?) nap, I was just dreaming about a gigantic flaming chicken on a skewer rising up out of my barbecue pit. It would go so nicely right now with a little tahini sauce.
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12-28-2012, 10:25 PM | #1662 |
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What a beautiful dream! We can all hope to have dreams like that.
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01-08-2013, 10:17 AM | #1663 |
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Lets catch us a murderer!
Don't bother to run - you'll only die tough and stringy! |
01-08-2013, 12:55 PM | #1664 |
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01-15-2013, 10:36 PM | #1665 |
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And you haven't caught me still.
Pathetic. |
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