04-23-2010, 07:34 PM | #1 |
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Cashing In On Gas
I was watching TV the other day when I saw the stupidest invention ever.
Basically, it's a packet of activated charcoal that you attach to the back of your underwear which removes the smell when you fart! I know! The nerve of some people! What's the point of farting if you can't share the complete experience? I have a better idea. Let's put the fun back into flatulence! FART FRESH! My breakthrough allows you to personalize your flatulence to fit any mood, any moment! Choose from one of the following scents: Pine Lemon Potpourri Lavender Wet Dog Ham Peppermint Old Bait Liverwurst New Car Cayenne (Outdoor use only. May cause burning sensation) So remember: When you gotta fart, FART FRESH! |
04-23-2010, 08:06 PM | #2 |
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What, no Chanel No. 5?
(There is an anti-flatulence patent medicine called Bean-O....) |
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04-23-2010, 08:44 PM | #3 |
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That sounds like a Japanese idea. I saw one where they had special little bandaids to stop your nipples showing through your clothes.
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maybe is should try this out
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yep, I remember when the drops for the stinky toilet bowl were at every check out in the grocery store. toilet drops or something. It was Japanese also. I think they must be at the forefront of all things non-stinky!
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When did nipple status become an issue, anyway? I thought they were just a visual reminder, like those pop up things on chickens, to let you know you aren't dressed properly for the current temperature. And why would any sane person wear "Hello, Kitty" nipple bandaids anyway?
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If you had hairy nipples it would be an ouch moment when you rip them off.
Not that I would know not having any body hair at all. But I have heard about it. |
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Because of Medical issues ACTIVATED CHARCOAL just wouldn't work for my FARTS ....
They are however thinking of using dis-used Coalmines to keep my Farts in .... And back filling with alternate layers of 6ft thick Lead and Concrete .... Wendie (Wife) says NOT a hope that will work .... OH dear SORRY .... I DROPPED another one ! |
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Then this is the product for you, my friend. Fart Fresh was tested on people whose flatulence has been classified "BioHazards". One test subject was so toxic, his farts were known to kill cockroaches!
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