Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 472

wodin · 09-23-2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

How is the "blue" one doing?

It's over there, next to the sofa.

Fbone · 09-23-2013, 02:33 PM

yhamm · 09-23-2013, 07:08 PM

A child asked his father, "What is a man?" The father replied, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and his house and takes care of them."

Then the child said, "I hope I will be a man like mum one day."

benham · 09-24-2013, 11:28 AM

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said.. With his last breath John said, "I do!"

Fbone · 09-24-2013, 04:08 PM

Freeshadow · 09-25-2013, 08:46 AM

Karmafied for truth.
Been there - danced with these wolves and got my piece of happiness (or what I believed to be it) gnawed off from my hand.

Fbone · 09-25-2013, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freeshadow

Karmafied for truth.
Been there - danced with these wolves and got my piece of happiness (or what I believed to be it) gnawed off from my hand.

Oh my.

Fbone · 09-25-2013, 08:27 PM

Freeshadow · 09-25-2013, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

Oh my.

No worries. Long enough ago to no longer matter.
The point I wanted to make was - sometimes it is dumb jealousy; but sometimes it's truth too.

yvanleterrible · 09-26-2013, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Freeshadow

No worries. Long enough ago to no longer matter.
The point I wanted to make was - sometimes it is dumb jealousy; but sometimes it's truth too.

Probably for the better, I think...

If she kept looking out for someone else better to come along she was not a sincere person. What happened was inevitable and would have happened anyway. I hope that you found someone else and a better person at that.

If you look at other guys with jealousy you're not looking in the right person. Look back at your love objectively. She probably is the real wolf.

PeterT · 09-26-2013, 04:57 PM

Moses comes down from the Mountain and addresses the waiting throngs.

Well folks; I have good news and bad news.

The good news.... I got him down to TEN commandments.

The bad news.... Adultery is one of the ten

Fbone · 09-27-2013, 07:31 PM

This should be an interesting parent teacher conference.

Fbone · 09-28-2013, 03:41 PM

The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

yvanleterrible · 09-28-2013, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbone

The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

Yup! Then you start reciting it so you can lock it to memory and you're well into it when...a bird passes by and you wonder what kind it is. No it's not a junco but... Woah! What was it I was thinking about a moment ago? Oh, yeah! I'm hungry and I was about to fetch my lunch... Really?... Grumble, grumble, growwwl! ... Definitely. Let's go eat!

What was it I was writing? Gimme a minute I'll read it back...

Fbone · 09-29-2013, 08:40 PM

Good warning.

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09-23-2013, 02:33 PM	#7067
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus

09-23-2013, 07:08 PM	#7068
yhamm Zealot Posts: 144 Karma: 988144 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Canada Device: kobo aura h20	A child asked his father, "What is a man?" The father replied, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and his house and takes care of them." Then the child said, "I hope I will be a man like mum one day."

09-24-2013, 11:28 AM	#7069
benham Guru Posts: 882 Karma: 5565888 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Townsend, WI Device: Palm TX, PRS-505 (BLUE)	John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said.. With his last breath John said, "I do!"

09-24-2013, 04:08 PM	#7070
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus

09-25-2013, 08:46 AM	#7071
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,792 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	Karmafied for truth. Been there - danced with these wolves and got my piece of happiness (or what I believed to be it) gnawed off from my hand.

09-25-2013, 08:27 PM	#7073
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus

09-26-2013, 04:57 PM	#7076
PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 12,167 Karma: 73448616 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Nexus 7, Clara, Touch, Tolino EPOS	Moses comes down from the Mountain and addresses the waiting throngs. Well folks; I have good news and bad news. The good news.... I got him down to TEN commandments. The bad news.... Adultery is one of the ten

09-27-2013, 07:31 PM	#7077
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	This should be an interesting parent teacher conference.

09-28-2013, 03:41 PM	#7078
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

09-29-2013, 08:40 PM	#7080
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Good warning.