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Old 02-24-2014, 04:38 PM   #1906
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Such a relaxing thread. The days when they were hunting us, pooh!.. they made me laugh!
Too bad they'll never find us now.
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:29 AM   #1907
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*Solitaire1's chicken radar sounds an alert!*

"Chicken Detected! Chicken Detected!"

Welcome back. It's good to see you after a long absence. I have a cozy room set up for you.

*Solitaire1 indicates a room off the living room. A quickly written sign says "Quarters for Chickens" but the sign slips slightly and the letters "Kitc" are revealed."
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Old 02-25-2014, 09:30 AM   #1908
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Ssssshhh! April! Speak softly! The lizard heard you!

*let's push the lizard into the chicken trap and slam the door*

*then I'll close this thread to all non-avians*
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Old 02-25-2014, 09:56 AM   #1909
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*then I'll close this thread to all non-avians*
What about the chicken hawks?
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Old 02-25-2014, 10:00 AM   #1910
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Old 02-25-2014, 12:17 PM   #1911
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Ssssshhh! April! Speak softly! The lizard heard you!

*let's push the lizard into the chicken trap and slam the door*

*then I'll close this thread to all non-avians*
Hmmm. I guess I should unleash the smiling lizards again to give a certain chicken nightmares once again.

*Solitaire1 slowly smiles at Poohbear.*
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Old 02-25-2014, 03:43 PM   #1912
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*chicken quickly puts on shades from Zaphod Beeblebrox - that automatically darken to opaque black when danger approaches*

Safe for .... *SPLAT* .... Ow! Who moved that table? ... now!
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Old 02-25-2014, 06:45 PM   #1913
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*chicken quickly puts on shades from Zaphod Beeblebrox - that automatically darken to opaque black when danger approaches*

Safe for .... *SPLAT* .... Ow! Who moved that table? ... now!
*Seeing Poohbear stumbling around and slowing walking towards the kitchen. Solitaire1 looks into the kitchen and sees a well-known chef (I'll leave it to your imagination which one) there. The Chef is sharping his/her knives.*
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:55 PM   #1914
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SPLAT ... Oh excuse me .....

*chicken stumbles into chef, who falls and impales him/her self on their own knives*

Where's the paper towel roll?
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Old 02-25-2014, 10:24 PM   #1915
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Oh, the hubris!
To think that you have the affront to try hiding a kitchen as chicken accommodation!
You make me laugh, foolish lizard!
*eats seed*
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Old 02-25-2014, 10:45 PM   #1916
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Old 02-25-2014, 10:57 PM   #1917
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Your laughter only swells my beak of pride!
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Old 02-25-2014, 11:26 PM   #1918
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You may want to get that looked at. Could be malignant.
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Old 02-26-2014, 07:21 AM   #1919
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*Solitaire1 looks on in amusement as AprilHare is trapped on the ground by the massive size of her beak. It has grown so large that she can't lift it. All she can do is move in circles.*
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Old 02-26-2014, 08:15 AM   #1920
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*chicken orders ACME cream to reduce beak swelling and saves April*
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