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Old 02-13-2012, 01:14 AM   #1051
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I'm too young to go to the great coop in the sky!..

They enjoyed their human so much they decided to move..
I can see why they would move, the heat there was unbearable and many chickens ended up BBQed before they could escape.

Unfortunately, there's no escape from those who wish to consume tasty chickens. We chicken eater have access to...THE SAUCE! It's the source of all that is tasty in the universe.
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Old 02-13-2012, 03:39 AM   #1052
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I can see why they would move, the heat there was unbearable and many chickens ended up BBQed before they could escape.

Unfortunately, there's no escape from those who wish to consume tasty chickens. We chicken eater have access to...THE SAUCE! It's the source of all that is tasty in the universe.
You mean you find chicken meat that distasteful you have to smother it in sauce to make it somewhat palatable? Typical. Can't even choose a decent meat. Just goes to show chicken eaters are intellectually unenriched.
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Old 02-13-2012, 07:17 AM   #1053
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I very much doubt it. Buffalo has returned to the plains and is reproducting quickly.
Well, my local plains are about half a world away. And my local chicken farmer about 5km... So, I'll go for the chicken.

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You mean you find chicken meat that distasteful you have to smother it in sauce to make it somewhat palatable? Typical. Can't even choose a decent meat. Just goes to show chicken eaters are intellectually unenriched.
yes, let's enrich that beautiful chicken meat even more! I saw this cook on TV making some awesome chicken legs, in some honey marinade..
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Old 02-13-2012, 01:47 PM   #1054
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You mean you find chicken meat that distasteful you have to smother it in sauce to make it somewhat palatable? Typical. Can't even choose a decent meat. Just goes to show chicken eaters are intellectually unenriched.
Not at all. Chicken is delicious by itself, sauce just makes it better. As does serving it with an appropriate side dish and a complimentary beverage.
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Old 02-13-2012, 01:53 PM   #1055
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yes, let's enrich that beautiful chicken meat even more! I saw this cook on TV making some awesome chicken legs, in some honey marinade..
That's what I'm talking about, proper preparation is essential to bring out the true deliciousness of chicken. You can't just toss chicken in a fire and expect to get a tasty chicken, you have to do it in the right way.
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Old 02-13-2012, 02:19 PM   #1056
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You can't just toss chicken in a fire and expect to get a tasty chicken,
More likely, you'd get a very angry chicken gunning for you ....
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:24 AM   #1057
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More likely, you'd get a very angry chicken gunning for you ....
Yes, that's a hassle, trying to catch it again. So, you might as well do it right from the start!
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Old 02-16-2012, 11:59 PM   #1058
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More likely, you'd get a very angry chicken gunning for you ....
(Concerned) Chickens are carrying guns?

(Thinking: I guess we need to get bigger guns.)

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Yes, that's a hassle, trying to catch it again. So, you might as well do it right from the start!
But chasing the chicken and then catching them is so much fun. It also helps work up an appetite.
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Old 02-17-2012, 03:38 AM   #1059
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But chasing the chicken and then catching them is so much fun. It also helps work up an appetite.
I prefer to work up an appetite by turning the spit...
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Old 02-17-2012, 03:49 AM   #1060
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(Concerned) Chickens are carrying guns?

(Thinking: I guess we need to get bigger guns.)
Is this big enough?
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Old 02-17-2012, 09:20 AM   #1061
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Is this big enough?
Depends on the caliber of chicken you have.

Now suppose you had a Chicken Cannon,

and a Spud Gun,


and you fired them into a pot at the same time....
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Old 02-17-2012, 09:25 AM   #1062
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The only good chicken is a fried chicken...seasoned with the "secret 11 herbs and spices..."
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Old 02-17-2012, 06:50 PM   #1063
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The only good chicken is a fried chicken...seasoned with the "secret 11 herbs and spices..."
I disagree. Chicken can be prepared so many ways, and so many are delicious. Chicken noodle soup is great, as is baked chicken.
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I just marinated a chicken breast in a soy sauce mixture. Cooked it, then diced into a bowl of ramen noodles. Simple, but good.
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I just marinated a chicken breast in a soy sauce mixture. Cooked it, then diced into a bowl of ramen noodles. Simple, but good.
So many great ways to cook chicken. The more, the better.
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