World’s Craziest Laws

Javed · 02-02-2010, 05:26 AM

A collection of some strange and absurd laws that exist/existed in different parts of the world.

If you were posting a letter in England and put the stamp (with the picture of the Queen) up side-down, you’d be committing an act of treason.
In Arkansas, a man is legally allowed to beat his wife only once a month.
In Florida it is forbidden for any woman to parachute on Sunday afternoons unless she is married.
In France you could be put in prison for naming a pig Napoleon.
In Iowa, it is forbidden for any kiss to last more than 5 minutes.
In Nova Scotia, Canada, you’re not allowed to water your lawn when it is raining.
In England, committing suicide is punishable by death.
In Denmark, you legally have to check under your car for children asleep before you start it.
In Alabama it is against the law for a person to drive whilst blindfolded.
In Israel it is illegal to pick your nose on a Saturday.
In Saudi Arabia, it is forbidden for a woman to drive a car.
In Singapore, if you are caught littering three times, you’re made to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a banner that says, “I am a litter bug.” A picture of you is then put on the local news.
In Indonesia you could be decapitated if found masturbating.
England-A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
San Salvador-Drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
Iceland-It's against the law to blow on lampposts.
Singapore-It’s illegal to sell bubblegum in Singapore.
Thailand-It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
Israel-Picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden.
Saudi Arabia-It is illegal to kiss a stranger.
In England, in 1837, if a man kissed a woman against her will, she could legally bite off his nose.
Due to lack of pants, Donald Duck cartoons were banned in Finland. (No nude work day!)
In Seville, Spain, in 1983, a German Sheppard was arrested for stealing women's handbags.

bilalamjad3 · 02-02-2010, 05:46 AM

thanks for lot of information source.

Mike L · 02-02-2010, 07:38 AM

Javed,

Where did you get this rubbish from?

The reason I say that it's rubbish is that your first "law" is completely untrue, has no basis in fact, and never has. So it's safe to assume that applies to the other 22 as well.

mores · 02-02-2010, 08:21 AM

It may be true, it may not, who'd notice.

Our friends across the big pond, however, are pretty strict when it comes to those things:
http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/07/11-0

emonti8384 · 02-02-2010, 09:10 AM

In Alaska it's illegal to throw a moose out of a moving airplane and somewhere else I didn't catch said it was illegal to molest a butterfly

happy_terd · 02-02-2010, 09:11 AM

England-A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

haha

Im taking my pregnant wife on vacation.

dsvick · 02-02-2010, 09:25 AM

For number 23 it was probably one of these:

and not one of these:

Sweetpea · 02-02-2010, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javed

[*]San Salvador-Drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

I think they should implement this worldwide...

emonti8384 · 02-02-2010, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I think they should implement this worldwide...

But then I couldn't chat with all of you fine folks, I'd be screaming up at you from "down there."

Lady Blue · 02-02-2010, 10:09 AM

Murphy's Law is another crazy law; one that applies world-wide, and has been in effect for as long as anyone can remember.

I don't know what idiot assemblage passed such a stupid law in the first place, but I've been on a committee that's been fighting for years to have it repealed, to no avail.

I think we'd have better luck repealing the law of gravity.

kindlekitten · 02-02-2010, 01:01 PM

oh my gosh! the forum software has revived!

Javed · 02-02-2010, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Murphy's Law is another crazy law; one that applies world-wide, and has been in effect for as long as anyone can remember.

I don't know what idiot assemblage passed such a stupid law in the first place, but I've been on a committee that's been fighting for years to have it repealed, to no avail.

I think we'd have better luck repealing the law of gravity.

Thanks for your reply Lady Blue; this has made my day!! I thought you were in another dimension. Nice to meet you!

Who was Murphy anyway? Maybe something larger than an apple fell on his/her head the day that law was created!

WT Sharpe · 02-02-2010, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javed

A collection of some strange and absurd laws that exist/existed in different parts of the world.

* If you were posting a letter in England and put the stamp (with the picture of the Queen) up side-down, you’d be committing an act of treason.

In the U.S., or at least where I live, an upside-down stamp means "I love you" and traditionally adorns love letters.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javed

* In England, committing suicide is punishable by death.

That'll teach 'em!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javed

* In Indonesia you could be decapitated if found masturbating.

I once knew a man who was arrested for masturbating. To me, such laws are absurd. None of the other folks on the bus complained.

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Originally Posted by Javed

* Due to lack of pants, Donald Duck cartoons were banned in Finland. (No nude work day!)

True story (unlike the masturbation thing I just mentioned):

As part of the settlement of a copyright infringement suit Disney Studios launched against Marvel Comics, Howard the Duck (who admittedly looks a LOT like Donald Duck), is now legally required to wear pants.

Lady Blue · 02-02-2010, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javed

Thanks for your reply Lady Blue; this has made my day!! I thought you were in another dimension. Nice to meet you!

Who was Murphy anyway? Maybe something larger than an apple fell on his/her head the day that law was created!

I'm often in another dimension, but I'm in this one for now. Nice to meet you too.

Not sure if you're being facetious about Murphy or not, so in case you're serious to any degree . . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law

and if you ARE joking, then . . .

Sparrow · 02-02-2010, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike L

Javed,
Where did you get this rubbish from?
The reason I say that it's rubbish is that your first "law" is completely untrue, has no basis in fact, and never has.

Well, according to the BBC:

"Among the most ridiculous laws listed by UKTV Gold were:

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

It could be regarded an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)"

02-02-2010, 05:26 AM	#1
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	World’s Craziest Laws A collection of some strange and absurd laws that exist/existed in different parts of the world. If you were posting a letter in England and put the stamp (with the picture of the Queen) up side-down, you’d be committing an act of treason. In Arkansas, a man is legally allowed to beat his wife only once a month. In Florida it is forbidden for any woman to parachute on Sunday afternoons unless she is married. In France you could be put in prison for naming a pig Napoleon. In Iowa, it is forbidden for any kiss to last more than 5 minutes. In Nova Scotia, Canada, you’re not allowed to water your lawn when it is raining. In England, committing suicide is punishable by death. In Denmark, you legally have to check under your car for children asleep before you start it. In Alabama it is against the law for a person to drive whilst blindfolded. In Israel it is illegal to pick your nose on a Saturday. In Saudi Arabia, it is forbidden for a woman to drive a car. In Singapore, if you are caught littering three times, you’re made to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a banner that says, “I am a litter bug.” A picture of you is then put on the local news. In Indonesia you could be decapitated if found masturbating. England-A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet. San Salvador-Drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad. Iceland-It's against the law to blow on lampposts. Singapore-It’s illegal to sell bubblegum in Singapore. Thailand-It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. Israel-Picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden. Saudi Arabia-It is illegal to kiss a stranger. In England, in 1837, if a man kissed a woman against her will, she could legally bite off his nose. Due to lack of pants, Donald Duck cartoons were banned in Finland. (No nude work day!) In Seville, Spain, in 1983, a German Sheppard was arrested for stealing women's handbags. Last edited by Javed; 02-02-2010 at 06:23 AM. Reason: typo

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bilalamjad3 Member Posts: 17 Karma: 499030 Join Date: Feb 2010 Device: none	thanks for lot of information source.

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Mike L Wizard Posts: 1,479 Karma: 3846231 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy	Javed, Where did you get this rubbish from? The reason I say that it's rubbish is that your first "law" is completely untrue, has no basis in fact, and never has. So it's safe to assume that applies to the other 22 as well.

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mores Guru Posts: 834 Karma: 102419 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vienna, Austria Device: iPhone	It may be true, it may not, who'd notice. Our friends across the big pond, however, are pretty strict when it comes to those things: http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/07/11-0

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dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	For number 23 it was probably one of these: and not one of these:

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