Silliness Memorable FIRST SENTENCES - Only Yours, please

Dr. Drib · 01-01-2009, 02:46 PM

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You understand the rules? -- Remember: Only one sentence. Here's some of my own; perhaps I'll use them someday in a novel.

She had the kind of Doo-Dads you don't see in an antique store.

She came into my office smelling of lollypops and cheap T-Bird wine.

She had the kind of face that only a Killer Klown would love.

mtravellerh · 01-01-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

You understand the rules? -- Remember: Only one sentence. Here's some of my own; perhaps I'll use them someday in a novel.

She had the kind of Doo-Dads you don't see in an antique store.

She came into my office smelling of lollypops and cheap T-Bird wine.

She had the kind of face that only a Killer Klown would love.

You seem to be reading too much pulp fiction, Don.

desertgrandma · 01-01-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

You understand the rules? -- Remember: Only one sentence. Here's some of my own; perhaps I'll use them someday in a novel.

She had the kind of Doo-Dads you don't see in an antique store.

She came into my office smelling of lollypops and cheap T-Bird wine.

She had the kind of face that only a Killer Klown would love.

whereever these books are, I want them!

mtravellerh · 01-01-2009, 03:06 PM

“That’s not what she means,” I said. “She means, like, we are what’s happened to us. So if you take away what’s happened to us, then, you know…Well, who would you be?”

That's, of course, by Nick Hornsby. Sorry; I know, that is very strictly seen more than one sentence.

mtravellerh · 01-01-2009, 03:07 PM

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“That’s not what she means,” I said. “She means, like, we are what’s happened to us. So if you take away what’s happened to us, then, you know…Well, who would you be?”

That's, of course, by Nick Hornsby. Sorry; I know, that is very strictly seen more than one sentence.

Ooops.

RickyMaveety · 01-01-2009, 03:11 PM

It rained four inches in Marble Falls the day the cats took over the world.

Dr. Drib · 01-01-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mtravellerh

That's, of course, by Nick Hornsby. Sorry; I know, that is very strictly seen more than one sentence.

Ooops.

Hahaha! Ooops, indeed!

desertgrandma · 01-01-2009, 03:30 PM

Please if your post is from a book, name the book! Im going nuts here wanting to read some of those......

Dr. Drib · 01-01-2009, 03:34 PM

As she sat down, I could see the heft of one leg, looking like a weather-beaten fire hydrant that had been peed on one too many times.

Dr. Drib · 01-01-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Please if your post is from a book, name the book! Im going nuts here wanting to read some of those......

I'm making all of mine up...those are the rules.

Don

desertgrandma · 01-01-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

As she sat down, I could see the heft of one leg, looking like a weather-beaten fire hydrant that had been peed on one too many times.

stopiticantbreathe............

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-01-2009, 03:40 PM

He awoke, as usual, to the significant weight upon his chest that always meant his cat, at oh-dark-thirty in the morning, waiting to be fed.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-01-2009, 03:47 PM

I swear to almighty God, she thought as she endured College Boy's barely-rhythmic pounding on her bedsprings (not to mention her... patience), if he asks me once more "Who's your Daddy?" I will cut him from Aristotle to Zoology...

mjh215 · 01-01-2009, 03:50 PM

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

pilotbob · 01-01-2009, 03:54 PM

It was a warm, bright and sunny day.

01-01-2009, 02:46 PM	#1
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 44,736 Karma: 55645321 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: Kindle: Oasis 3, Voyage WiFi; Kobo: Libra 2, Aura One	Memorable FIRST SENTENCES - Only Yours, please If you are visiting this thread for the first time, you should know that a book has been assembled and is free to download and read. It is available in the download area and is available in lrf/mobi/prc formats. ______________________________________________ You understand the rules? -- Remember: Only one sentence. Here's some of my own; perhaps I'll use them someday in a novel. She had the kind of Doo-Dads you don't see in an antique store. She came into my office smelling of lollypops and cheap T-Bird wine. She had the kind of face that only a Killer Klown would love.

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