CSI SPOILERS - Why I have trouble watching certain shows

RickyMaveety · 10-30-2008, 10:06 PM

And CSI is usually at least fairly good about their lab science, but tonight, oh my heavens!! Just awful!!

First, Grissom doesn't know what hemolysis is ... any good CSI is going to know it when he/she sees it. There has to be a better way of explaining it to the viewers without making Grissom look like a moron.

Then ... the medical examiner (knowing that there was hemolysis in the victim's system) thinks that the presence of two other people's blood in the victim's system is an indication of "contamination." Oh ... puhleeeeze!!

So ... leaving off for the moment that you can't effectively type blood that has been hemolyzed .... (as in ... how the hell would they have figured out that there were three blood types in the victim ... all that would have survived would have been white cells ... and you can't ABO type white cells).

To top it off, the victim is a type "B" and the other two people are types "A" and "O" ... and the medical examiner says that it was the transfusion of blood from the A individual that caused the death. Again .... WTF???

Yes, a type A person has anti-B in their system, but so does a type O. Sorry .... I'm ranting, but it makes me crazy when medical or CSI type shows get the medicine either wrong or can't find a good way to get the information to the viewer without making the characters jump through a bunch of hoops that make them look dense.

Erg!!!

daffy4u · 10-30-2008, 10:12 PM

You may want to throw out a spoiler alert. The show hasn't aired in my timezone yet (I stopped reading as soon I I realized you were describing elements in tonight's show).

RickyMaveety · 10-30-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daffy4u

You may want to throw out a spoiler alert. The show hasn't aired in my timezone yet (I stopped reading as soon I I realized you were describing elements in tonight's show).

Oh, sorry ... but really, that doesn't do much to spoil the show. In fact, they could have easily not had that element in there at all, and the show would have been just as good.

But ... maybe one of the mods could stick something in the title??

zelda_pinwheel · 10-30-2008, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

But ... maybe one of the mods could stick something in the title??

ok.

let me know if you had something else in mind. (of course, i'm going to bed now, so if you want it changed, let someone else know.

)

NatCh · 10-30-2008, 10:26 PM

This is why I prefer NCIS. Well that and seeing Tony get hit on the back of the head.

RickyMaveety · 10-30-2008, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

ok.

let me know if you had something else in mind. (of course, i'm going to bed now, so if you want it changed, let someone else know.

)

Nope ... that's perfect. Thank you!!

Nate the great · 10-30-2008, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatCh

This is why I prefer NCIS. Well that and seeing Tony get hit on the back of the head.

Unfortunately, NCIS is horrible with DC area geography. Every time they mention a location by name, it doesn't exist nor does anything similar exist in that location. For instance, in season 3 someone is kidnapped at Braddock Mall. I froze the DVD when they had the map up on their plasma. They placed Braddock Mall at the corner of Braddock and Ox Rd (Rt 123), right on top of George Mason University! What's really funny is that I could still read the names of the roads on the GMU campus. What's even funnier is that they had Ox Rd stop in a residential community in southern Fairfax county.

As good as that show is, I hate it when they screw up like this.

BookishDreamer · 10-31-2008, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatCh

This is why I prefer NCIS. Well that and seeing Tony get hit on the back of the head.

OMG!! That's the reason I watch NCIS!

Dreamer

zelda_pinwheel · 10-31-2008, 09:40 AM

i watch ncis because it's almost like a parody of this type of show and hilariously well-done. i've no clue about DC area geography so that never bothers me.

(actually i've no clue about medicine or forensics either, so they could just be making stuff up and i would still be entertained.)

Slite · 10-31-2008, 09:46 AM

What anoys me most with CSI is two things...

1) Getting a DNS-profile is not that fast.

2) Most female CSI's are NOT that hot! (was that a sexist remark?)

Nate the great · 10-31-2008, 09:57 AM

No. It's an observation that American TV Networks are sexist.

pshrynk · 10-31-2008, 11:16 AM

Don't get me started on pshrynks as protrayed by Holywood!

Oh, well, since you insist...

1 - i don't spend hours on end with neurotic, whiney patients. I spend a lot of time with severely suicidal, nearly immobilized patients and severely psychotic patients.

2 - I don't have a corner office in a high rise on Manhattan where I do (1) above, and nothing else.

3 - I don't have an office filled with books and busts of Freud in the hospital where I do nothing but psychotherapy with said, neurotic, whiney patients. I see them at bedside for about fifteen minutes a day.

4 - I don't keep patients in hospital for looooooong stays. My average length of stay is about 4.5 days. Infact, no where do you find patients in a hospital who have been there since the Truman Administration unless they are severely psychotic and totally refractory to meds.

5 - If someone is refractory, I do not allow them to wander around the unit being crazy at the world in general. We have meds that can help, even if they are not totally effective.

6 - I am not unethical, so I do not a) sleep with my patients, b) sleep with my patients' relatives, c) sleep with the nurses or therapists who work for me (other than my wife, but that's okay.) d) give massive doses of tranquilizing medications to neurotic, whiney patients who are having a bad day, or e) misdiagnose and treat just because I'm a pompous choom.

7 - I am not crazier than my patients. I am not psychotic. I especially do not eat my patients.

and 8 - I cannot read your farking mind and do NOT do free psychotherapy at parties.

But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

zelda_pinwheel · 10-31-2008, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

7 - I am not crazier than my patients. I am not psychotic. I especially do not eat my patients.

hm. do you have some sort of corroboration for this theory ?

NatCh · 10-31-2008, 11:28 AM

I should think he'd be able to tell for himself if he ate his patients or not ....

zelda_pinwheel · 10-31-2008, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatCh

I should think he'd be able to tell for himself if he ate his patients or not ....

he might be delusional. that would explain a llot.

10-30-2008, 10:06 PM	#1
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	CSI SPOILERS - Why I have trouble watching certain shows And CSI is usually at least fairly good about their lab science, but tonight, oh my heavens!! Just awful!! First, Grissom doesn't know what hemolysis is ... any good CSI is going to know it when he/she sees it. There has to be a better way of explaining it to the viewers without making Grissom look like a moron. Then ... the medical examiner (knowing that there was hemolysis in the victim's system) thinks that the presence of two other people's blood in the victim's system is an indication of "contamination." Oh ... puhleeeeze!! So ... leaving off for the moment that you can't effectively type blood that has been hemolyzed .... (as in ... how the hell would they have figured out that there were three blood types in the victim ... all that would have survived would have been white cells ... and you can't ABO type white cells). To top it off, the victim is a type "B" and the other two people are types "A" and "O" ... and the medical examiner says that it was the transfusion of blood from the A individual that caused the death. Again .... WTF??? Yes, a type A person has anti-B in their system, but so does a type O. Sorry .... I'm ranting, but it makes me crazy when medical or CSI type shows get the medicine either wrong or can't find a good way to get the information to the viewer without making the characters jump through a bunch of hoops that make them look dense. Erg!!!

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daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	You may want to throw out a spoiler alert. The show hasn't aired in my timezone yet (I stopped reading as soon I I realized you were describing elements in tonight's show).

10-30-2008, 10:26 PM	#5
NatCh Gizmologist Posts: 11,615 Karma: 929550 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Republic of Texas Embassy at Jackson, TN Device: Pocketbook Touch HD3	This is why I prefer NCIS. Well that and seeing Tony get hit on the back of the head.

10-31-2008, 09:40 AM	#9
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	i watch ncis because it's almost like a parody of this type of show and hilariously well-done. i've no clue about DC area geography so that never bothers me. (actually i've no clue about medicine or forensics either, so they could just be making stuff up and i would still be entertained.)

10-31-2008, 09:46 AM	#10
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,837 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mölnbo, Sweden Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD	What anoys me most with CSI is two things... 1) Getting a DNS-profile is not that fast. 2) Most female CSI's are NOT that hot! (was that a sexist remark?)

10-31-2008, 09:57 AM	#11
Nate the great Sir Penguin of Edinburgh Posts: 12,375 Karma: 23555235 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro area Device: Shake a stick plus 1	No. It's an observation that American TV Networks are sexist.

10-31-2008, 11:16 AM	#12
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Don't get me started on pshrynks as protrayed by Holywood! Oh, well, since you insist... 1 - i don't spend hours on end with neurotic, whiney patients. I spend a lot of time with severely suicidal, nearly immobilized patients and severely psychotic patients. 2 - I don't have a corner office in a high rise on Manhattan where I do (1) above, and nothing else. 3 - I don't have an office filled with books and busts of Freud in the hospital where I do nothing but psychotherapy with said, neurotic, whiney patients. I see them at bedside for about fifteen minutes a day. 4 - I don't keep patients in hospital for looooooong stays. My average length of stay is about 4.5 days. Infact, no where do you find patients in a hospital who have been there since the Truman Administration unless they are severely psychotic and totally refractory to meds. 5 - If someone is refractory, I do not allow them to wander around the unit being crazy at the world in general. We have meds that can help, even if they are not totally effective. 6 - I am not unethical, so I do not a) sleep with my patients, b) sleep with my patients' relatives, c) sleep with the nurses or therapists who work for me (other than my wife, but that's okay.) d) give massive doses of tranquilizing medications to neurotic, whiney patients who are having a bad day, or e) misdiagnose and treat just because I'm a pompous choom. 7 - I am not crazier than my patients. I am not psychotic. I especially do not eat my patients. and 8 - I cannot read your farking mind and do NOT do free psychotherapy at parties. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

10-31-2008, 11:28 AM	#14
NatCh Gizmologist Posts: 11,615 Karma: 929550 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Republic of Texas Embassy at Jackson, TN Device: Pocketbook Touch HD3	I should think he'd be able to tell for himself if he ate his patients or not ....

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