11-16-2012, 10:52 AM | #5611 |
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I'll never forget the last thing my wife said to me when she died last week - "See you in Heaven darling."
Since then I've robbed a bank, murdered my boss and set the local orphanage on fire. |
11-16-2012, 12:58 PM | #5612 |
Is that a sandwich?
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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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11-16-2012, 02:28 PM | #5613 |
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11-16-2012, 02:33 PM | #5614 |
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11-16-2012, 09:43 PM | #5615 |
Is that a sandwich?
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11-16-2012, 09:44 PM | #5616 |
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The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
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11-16-2012, 10:29 PM | #5617 |
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11-16-2012, 10:32 PM | #5618 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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I suspect if she was slicing bacon he was lucky she only sued him!
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11-17-2012, 07:47 AM | #5619 |
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11-17-2012, 11:15 AM | #5620 |
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This new Thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible.
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11-17-2012, 03:18 PM | #5621 |
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I won't explain it, because having to explain jokes is just sad. I'm pretty sure plenty of people did get it.
I would say though, that I've been in situations where somebody tells a joke that I don't get. I normally just laugh politely and move on. It's a kind of good manners thing. |
11-17-2012, 03:20 PM | #5622 | |
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11-17-2012, 03:58 PM | #5623 |
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The bacon slicer was a person slicing bacon, not a machine.
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11-18-2012, 01:35 AM | #5624 |
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Some elements of the gay lifestyle confuse me. Like I don't know the difference between transsexuals and stransvestites. As I understand it, transsexuals grow down from the ceiling and transvestites grow up from the floor.
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11-18-2012, 08:56 AM | #5625 |
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