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Old 06-10-2013, 01:42 PM   #33511
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No-one's squashed me! I'm far too agile to be caught under anyone's foot.

That's one of the reasons I always win.
What if we put you inside a piano? Could you avoid all of the hammers while we play "The Hungarian Rhapsody?"

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Old 06-10-2013, 02:05 PM   #33512
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*Troll grabbing red umbrella and throwing it away. Shambling off with the win while lady chasing it*
Whew! I finally caught my umbrella. Thank goodness I put that gps bracelet on the handle.
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What if we put you inside a piano? Could you avoid all of the hammers while we play "The Hungarian Rhapsody?"
Well, that won't work as the Grand Mouse is a very nimble dancer and practices every week.

*Umbrella firmly in hand, dreams steps forward and declares..*

I win.
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Old 06-10-2013, 02:47 PM   #33513
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Perhaps you should take a step back.

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Old 06-10-2013, 03:13 PM   #33514
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All declarations of win are void because I do not declare to win, I simply do!!!
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Old 06-10-2013, 03:59 PM   #33515
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You lose very well too.

I win.
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:12 PM   #33516
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No one loses very well, since no one can actually make themselves lose. To do something well you have to be able to act to make it happen. A more accurate statement might be that some one is good at causing others to lose...like me.
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:18 PM   #33517
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I assume the hotbird means me taking the loss very well and he is right.
My last tantrum lasted only five minutes, the bridge is barely damaged and it only took seven roasted chicken and one turkey to calm me down.
Now I'm ready for a new win (and don't you dare steal it again, my club is waiting for you)
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:25 PM   #33518
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I assume the hotbird means me taking the loss very well and he is right.
My last tantrum lasted only five minutes, the bridge is barely damaged and it only took seven roasted chicken and one turkey to calm me down.
Now I'm ready for a new win (and don't you dare steal it again, my club is waiting for you)
Sorry but your threats will not stop me from taking the win. I have a shrink ray to reduce your club to the size of a toothpick.
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:32 PM   #33519
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*taking that shrink ray and reducing dinosaur to little lizard. Tastes fine (a little like chicken)*

Guess Solitaire1 needs a new avatar (I suggest sausage or spear-ribs)
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:34 PM   #33520
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Shrink rays are so 2010.

I win.
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:39 PM   #33521
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I'm so small a shrink ray would probably have the opposite effect!

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Old 06-10-2013, 07:12 PM   #33522
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*sneak, sneak, sneak, sneakity-sneak*
*snitch*
*sneak, sneak, sneak.....run!*
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Old 06-10-2013, 10:02 PM   #33523
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Boring win.
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Old 06-10-2013, 10:41 PM   #33524
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Even more boring win.
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Old 06-10-2013, 10:52 PM   #33525
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*taking that shrink ray and reducing dinosaur to little lizard. Tastes fine (a little like chicken)*

Guess Solitaire1 needs a new avatar (I suggest sausage or spear-ribs)
Sorry, but I was wise enough to design my shrink ray so it has no effect on me.

*Solitaire1, irritated at Troll's attempt to eat him, takes a ghost pepper, carves and paints it so it looks like Solitaire1. He smiles when Troll consumes the disguised ghost pepper. (Per Wikipedia, until recently the ghost pepper was the hottest pepper in the world, rated as high as 1,000,000 on the Scoville Scale and is 400 times hotter than tabasco peppers.)*

Wow! I never knew that trolls could turn red...and breath fire!

So that's what a troll-shaped welding torch looks like.
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