Corrupt-a-Wish

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I wish my photographic skills actually came within shouting distance of my desire and enthusiasm.

(me too.... what... oh, this isn't AOL... sorry).

Granted. Your desire and enthusiasm descend with dizzying speed to the level of your ability.

I wish I had another bottle of that excellent chianti we had last night....

[AMBene]

Granted... but as your were opening it, you had an earth shattering revelation that wishes sometimes do come true...and then dropped it in your excitement!!!!

[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

(me too.... what... oh, this isn't AOL... sorry).

Granted. Your desire and enthusiasm descend with dizzying speed to the level of your ability.

I wish I had another bottle of that excellent chianti we had last night....

Granted, but you and your wife have to come visit and share it.

AmBene: What did you wish for?

I wish I would win as much or much more money than I won in the casino yesterday, every time I go there.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

I wish I had another bottle of that excellent chianti we had last night....

Granted, no wine, just the bottle.

I wish I could read quicker, and enjoy it just as much as reading slower.
(So many books, so little time. )

[Taylor514ce]

Granted: But you have the lost the ability to use adverbs proper. Err, properly.

I wish humanity would hurry up and start colonizing space.

[thelandlord]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I wish humanity would hurry up and start colonizing space.

They just started colonising the space between my ears...

I wish I didn't suffer from writer's block.

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by thelandlord

They just started colonising the space between my ears...

I wish I didn't suffer from writer's block.

Granted, but now you work as a plumber.

I wish that I didn't have to drain the pool next weekend.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Granted, but now you work as a plumber.

I wish that I didn't have to drain the pool next weekend.

Granted, it's frozen solid. Hello, winter!

I wish my viscera weren't twirling around like a plastic bag full of live and overfed eels.

Cheers,
Marc

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

I wish my viscera weren't twirling around like a plastic bag full of live and overfed eels.

Granted. They are now tumbling and flying around like a bunch of kittens that have OD'd on catnip. And anyone who sees you suddenly thinks of a famous scene from Alien.

I wish they still made films like "I know where I'm going".

[Slite]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Granted. They are now tumbling and flying around like a bunch of kittens that have OD'd on catnip. And anyone who sees you suddenly thinks of a famous scene from Alien.

I wish they still made films like "I know where I'm going".

Granted, unfortunatly, every movie made from now on will star Sylvester Stallone.

I wish I was allowed too sleep one night without my phone going of with incoming textmessage about some stupid server gone down and I have to get out of bed and into work.

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, unfortunatly, every movie made from now on will star Sylvester Stallone.

I wish I was allowed too sleep one night without my phone going of with incoming textmessage about some stupid server gone down and I have to get out of bed and into work.

Granted, but around here we call that an "economic downturn."

I wish that Granted, but around here we call that an "economic downturn." would become a catch phrase just like The original, or the punk rock cover?" did.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Granted, but around here we call that an "economic downturn."

I wish that Granted, but around here we call that an "economic downturn." would become a catch phrase just like The original, or the punk rock cover?" did.

oh my god, HOW COULD WE HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT FOR THE T-SHIRT SHOP ??????

(sorry. we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.)

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Slite

Granted, unfortunatly, every movie made from now on will star Sylvester Stallone.

Oh goody! Lots more time to read.

Originally Posted by Slite

I wish I was allowed too sleep one night without my phone going of with incoming textmessage about some stupid server gone down and I have to get out of bed and into work.

Granted. Your phone is taken away, and they erect a camp bed in the server room.

I wish that the squirrels would stop trying to injury and kill me (they were throwing things at me from the trees at the weekend)...

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

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I wish that the squirrels would stop trying to injury and kill me (they were throwing things at me from the trees at the weekend)...

Granted, the squirrels are replaced by llamas ("Oh, no! It's happening again!")

I wish I could actually start reading a book rather than spend my nights pre-sleep posting on MR.

Cheers,
Marc

[Slite]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Granted, the squirrels are replaced by llamas ("Oh, no! It's happening again!")

I wish I could actually start reading a book rather than spend my nights pre-sleep posting on MR.

Cheers,
Marc

Granted, unfortunatly it's the RSS feed of MR you decide to read.

I wish I had some chocolate to munch on while I wait for the workday to end.