Interesting Bumper Stickers [unutterable silliness]

RWood · 05-14-2008, 06:47 PM

It is amazing what people will put on the back of their cars and trucks (and motorcycles and helmets for that matter.) Some good, some lame. Among a few that I have seen recently:

My kid can beat up your honor roll student. (For those outside the US there are a lot of "My child is an honor roll student at [insert name of school]."
My other vehicle is the Millennium Falcon
Barbers do IT with style
I may be slow but I'm in front of you
Good girls don't, call me
Maryland is for Crabs (in response to the "Virginia is for Lovers" campaign)
Let a Realtor do IT
My other vehicle runs Linux
I'm peddling as fast as I can
If you're rich, I'm single
On the back of a biker's helmet: If you can read this then the b***h fell off.
Wash me (no wait, that was my car!)

Ervserver · 05-14-2008, 06:50 PM

I'm having some printed for the back of my car, "If You Can Read MY Kindle You Are Too Close"

Patricia · 05-14-2008, 07:14 PM

We were behind a motorway maintenance vehicle, which proudly bore an enamel plaque reading, "Jam makers since 1976."

eBookNerd · 05-14-2008, 08:47 PM

My favorite and also my personal moto - "Fat people are hard to kidnap".

Taylor514ce · 05-14-2008, 08:54 PM

Bumper stickers, feh. But I do admire clever vanity plates, with my current favorite being:

TI 3VOM

zelda_pinwheel · 05-14-2008, 08:55 PM

ha !!!! excellent !!

eBookNerd · 05-14-2008, 08:58 PM

Zelda, cute avatar. Glad to see you've finally finished your bath. Is your skin all wrinkly?

zelda_pinwheel · 05-14-2008, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBookNerd

Zelda, cute avatar. Glad to see you've finally finished your bath. Is your skin all wrinkly?

nope, i have a good cream.

Taylor514ce · 05-14-2008, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

nope, i have a good cream.

So do I, as often as I can.

Oh come ON! SOMEONE was going to say it!

zelda_pinwheel · 05-14-2008, 09:02 PM

i beleive twice a day is recommended.

EDIT : judging by taylor's edit, possibly this has a different meaning than what i think.

RWood · 05-14-2008, 09:17 PM

There was this plate: IMYY4U

pilotbob · 05-14-2008, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

nope, i have a good cream.

montsnmags · 05-14-2008, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

So do I, as often as I can.

Oh come ON! SOMEONE was going to say it!

Cream with pie?

Cheers,
Marc

pshrynk · 05-15-2008, 10:07 AM

If you love something let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down and kill it.

Pretty small type, leading to near accident as I was trying to read it.

pshrynk · 05-15-2008, 10:08 AM

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot.

1/20/09: End of an Error.

05-14-2008, 06:47 PM	#1
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Interesting Bumper Stickers [unutterable silliness] It is amazing what people will put on the back of their cars and trucks (and motorcycles and helmets for that matter.) Some good, some lame. Among a few that I have seen recently: My kid can beat up your honor roll student. (For those outside the US there are a lot of "My child is an honor roll student at [insert name of school]." My other vehicle is the Millennium Falcon Barbers do IT with style I may be slow but I'm in front of you Good girls don't, call me Maryland is for Crabs (in response to the "Virginia is for Lovers" campaign) Let a Realtor do IT My other vehicle runs Linux I'm peddling as fast as I can If you're rich, I'm single On the back of a biker's helmet: If you can read this then the b***h fell off. Wash me (no wait, that was my car!)

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Ervserver Wizard Posts: 2,624 Karma: 1008294 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Iowa, USA Device: Nook Simple Touch	I'm having some printed for the back of my car, "If You Can Read MY Kindle You Are Too Close"

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Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	We were behind a motorway maintenance vehicle, which proudly bore an enamel plaque reading, "Jam makers since 1976."

05-14-2008, 08:47 PM	#4
eBookNerd Connoisseur Posts: 68 Karma: 1000840 Join Date: Dec 2007 Device: ebookwise 1150, Kindle, Sony PRS 505	My favorite and also my personal moto - "Fat people are hard to kidnap".

05-14-2008, 08:54 PM	#5
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Bumper stickers, feh. But I do admire clever vanity plates, with my current favorite being: TI 3VOM

05-14-2008, 08:55 PM	#6
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	ha !!!! excellent !!

05-14-2008, 08:58 PM	#7
eBookNerd Connoisseur Posts: 68 Karma: 1000840 Join Date: Dec 2007 Device: ebookwise 1150, Kindle, Sony PRS 505	Zelda, cute avatar. Glad to see you've finally finished your bath. Is your skin all wrinkly?

05-14-2008, 09:02 PM	#10
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	i beleive twice a day is recommended. EDIT : judging by taylor's edit, possibly this has a different meaning than what i think.

05-14-2008, 09:17 PM	#11
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	There was this plate: IMYY4U

05-15-2008, 10:07 AM	#14
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	If you love something let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down and kill it. Pretty small type, leading to near accident as I was trying to read it.

05-15-2008, 10:08 AM	#15
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot. 1/20/09: End of an Error.

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