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Old 01-02-2009, 09:48 AM   #511
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He was relaxed, just as he always was. Except for that time recently when he had been split in two parts. That led to some strange experiences, even for him.

Now, he knew what he needed to do. It was all clear. He laid his cards on the table. And grinned.


The squid glanced over at the hand that the gibbon had dropped on the green felt and sighed as only squids can sigh. He looked at his opponent and gave a look that said, "I could actually buy it that you had a Royal Flush once, given that the odds are there that it could happen, but three in one night? That defies the odds, even for an invisible lesser ape. however, given your propensity to random violence, I'm going to turn up my full house and push the pot towards you.*"
poor thing. a squid that sensitive and intelligent *knows* he'll never beat an invisible, inadvertently violent gibbon at cards, but what's he going to do ?
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Old 01-02-2009, 07:52 PM   #512
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poor thing. a squid that sensitive and intelligent *knows* he'll never beat an invisible, inadvertently violent gibbon at cards, but what's he going to do ?
The same thing I do with him:
  1. Cheat
  2. Run

Cheers,
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:03 PM   #513
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As Harv dangled by one foot from the snare, he wondered what Vera as up to. He determined that he was through with her, once and for all. It wasn't like they were committed. Or at least not in the sense of spending their lives together. She was just too... predictably unpredictable. Every time they got close enough to think about taking the next step in their relationship, she picked an argument on some technical ground and the whole process started over. Yes. Through. Definitely.

"So, have you thought about my proposal?" asked Vivaldi.

"Um... Sorry?"

"It's a simple matter of you letting me pick the radio stations when we're flying and me then cutting you down."

"Look, this is arguably all your fault anyway, so why not just cut me down and I'll give you a treat?"

"And here's me, fresh out of opposable thumbs!"

"I may have lost my knife, but I still have a gun, you know."

"It's a simple exchange of goods and services, Harv! Besides, I can run around in circles faster than you can swing yourself to get a good aim."

"I hate the music you play! I only tolerate it for half the flight because I'm trying to be fair. And I could just randomly fire behind me, you know."

"And possible hit the Goose, with all that aviation fuel..."

Just then, two wool socks, one of them with a safety pin in its cuff ran by, giving the impression that they were screaming. A blue colored frog hopped after them.
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:22 PM   #514
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oh BRILLIANT !!! thank god the holidays are over at last and we can get back to what really counts : the saga of harv and vera (and vr and hugo and lefty and the squid and, apparently, now at least one frog) !!!!!
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:30 PM   #515
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:37 PM   #516
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yes i do, which reminds me, where is slite ???? he hasn't been around for ages. i hope he's alright.
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:00 PM   #517
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:25 PM   #518
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I think socks hop. Haven't you heard of a "sock hop"?!

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Old 01-05-2009, 01:39 PM   #519
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Socks run the same way spaceships "fly" and anti-gravity "works" and movie heroes take a kick to the face.
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:45 PM   #520
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Well you need two of them...
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:50 PM   #521
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Tights and stockings run all the time. They even get ladders.
So why can't socks?

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Old 01-05-2009, 04:53 PM   #522
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So why can't socks?
seems so obvious now, doesn't ? who asked this question, anyway ? i bet they feel silly now.
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:54 PM   #523
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yes i do, which reminds me, where is slite ???? he hasn't been around for ages. i hope he's alright.
I saw him (well, only his name) this morning. I wanted to say hi and wish him a Happy New Year - but gone he was again.
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The red ones and white ones can run around the bases.

And if they can sing like they do here they should be able to run.

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