04-05-2014, 08:40 PM | #2101 |
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ACME Weasel-Be-Gone has worked as expected.
Multiple Dylrob run amok in the thread! |
04-06-2014, 09:43 AM | #2102 |
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*Whilst others flee from the cloud of ferocious ferrets, chicken escapes*
Another fine ACME produce comes through, more or less, again! |
04-06-2014, 10:33 AM | #2103 |
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Silly Wiggle, of course ACME products work. You just have to take into account what really should be expected.
Or as General Tacticus said, "Let us grab history by the scrotum." |
04-06-2014, 11:19 AM | #2104 |
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Remember: When using ACME products, always read the instructions.
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04-06-2014, 11:44 AM | #2105 |
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and expect the opposite
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04-06-2014, 11:57 AM | #2106 |
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Rather: expect the outcome to follow Narrative Causality. (It's not always the opposite per se.)
This should pose no challenge to our feathered friends, as animals are well known to be smarter than humans. (Witches and history monks have their own exemptions as well, naturally.) |
04-06-2014, 01:16 PM | #2107 |
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This might seem appropriate at this point in the discussion:
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04-06-2014, 07:57 PM | #2109 |
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ACME products have instructions????
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"Following the instructions", oh please. That would be a darn sight easier if they could ever be found beforehand. poohbear, it's a lie. A vicious, nasty, sneaky, lowdown LIE!!! Last edited by eschwartz; 04-07-2014 at 10:32 AM. |
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Poohbear, just decide to see the instructions and you will. |
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Narrative Causality is known to be far more powerful than mere authors.
The only protection is to bend Narrative Causality in your favor; for example animals are known to be favored. And naturally, if Narrative Causality favors you, well, it's very helpful if events always work out both in your favor and against the designs of your enemies. It also requires less work. |
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So, there is an uberauthor who controls the Rule of Narrative Causality? An author who is above all other authors? One who's so awesome that we are not fit to even refer to him/her?
At this point I shall stop since this is going into Deep Thought territory and I'm not sure if the true nature of existence which resulted in the creation of the Rule Of Narrative Causality means that there are 42 authors to control the destiny of the everything. |
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Let's stop thinking and start chasing chickens!
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