MobileRead's fictional members

[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by psockpuppet

I'm real! I have my own cubicle into which I am chained every morning and from which i am released bbriefly every evening to attend to essential functions. Like dringking tequila and taking LSD. Then I go back and ghost write Harv and Vera Sagas for pshrynk. And he charges me to use the copyright.

That, dear refugee from a laundry hamper, is why H&L are the smart socks.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by psockpuppet

I'm real! I have my own cubicle into which I am chained every morning and from which i am released bbriefly every evening to attend to essential functions. Like dringking tequila and taking LSD. Then I go back and ghost write Harv and Vera Sagas for pshrynk. And he charges me to use the copyright.

Might I suggest you peep over the cubicle walls. What you will see is the inside of someone head, like a scene from the film "Being John Malkovich". This does give you an immense power, as if you start making enough noise and hammering on the walls, head within which you are trapped will develop a headache (and we will be able to work out who it is by identifying when the post to the What Are You Doing Now? thread claiming they have no headache, nor need of headache medication, but will be popping out to the drug store for a moment). You may find this techinique works during negotiation phases, as threats to evict/sack are a little hollow as they will require the owner to open up their own head, and fish around inside to remove you. Unless they are Marc, in which case such things happen all the time, if the rumours are to be believed.

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Might I suggest you peep over the cubicle walls. What you will see is the inside of someone head, like a scene from the film "Being John Malkovich". This does give you an immense power, as if you start making enough noise and hammering on the walls, head within which you are trapped will develop a headache (and we will be able to work out who it is by identifying when the post to the What Are You Doing Now? thread claiming they have no headache, nor need of headache medication, but will be popping out to the drug store for a moment). You may find this techinique works during negotiation phases, as threats to evict/sack are a little hollow as they will require the owner to open up their own head, and fish around inside to remove you. Unless they are Marc, in which case such things happen all the time, if the rumours are to be believed.

Well, that would ususally work, but since I am, apparently, Adrian, then Marc would first have to root around in his brain to find mee, then in my brain to find psockpuppet, then give him the sack. At which point, he would just decide to send in the PNS Dance Team and that could get bloody.


Care for a drink?

[Greg Anos]

Well now, I feel insulted. Here I go, savin' the wereguild of pinwheel, providin' cheap entertainment for the masses, put up with that arrogant doggie, and nobody even remembers my name. I am depressed.....


Red

[pshrynk]

Let's not forget Red!

[RWood]

I remember her lips, soft, inviting, so inviting ....

[pshrynk]

Biggles!

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Well now, I feel insulted. Here I go, savin' the wereguild of pinwheel, providin' cheap entertainment for the masses, put up with that arrogant doggie, and nobody even remembers my name. I am depressed.....


Red

I thought Red and the Coprolite were real. It was a biography, wasn't it?

[Wetdogeared]

And where did this laddy/laddie at the door come?

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

And where did this laddy/laddie at the door come?

that was phsrynk's contribution to the fund ....

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

that was phsrynk's contribution to the fund ....

And phsrynk's source of the funds!

[GeoffC]

what was never certain was whether the personna was a she or a he !.....

[pshrynk]

Originally lady (she) but then switched to laddy (he) msotly from typographical error, but some from economic, since he's one of my drunk Irish relatives who works for cheap.

[krisk]

why on earth would anyone want to, let alone attempt to explain relations between online personas that may or may not be the voices in my head which are being encouraged by a squirrel wearing pshrynk and a motley assortment of critters furry, feathered and fuzzy emanating from the alternating nightmares and fantasy dreams of childhood?

so you really crave institutionalization that much?

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by krisk

why on earth would anyone want to, let alone attempt to explain relations between online personas that may or may not be the voices in my head which are being encouraged by a squirrel wearing pshrynk and a motley assortment of critters furry, feathered and fuzzy emanating from the alternating nightmares and fantasy dreams of childhood?

so you really crave institutionalization that much?

Then somebody else pays the bills?